• The Muppets are going to be guest hosting Monday Night Raw on October 31st. So that makes sense and I guess keep your regular DVR settings and we’ll all talk about it November 1st! -WhatCulture
  • Ryan Gosling was on Conan last night and discussed a number of unbearably endearing topics, like Disney World cat barracks and hoping his Drive character will be someone people “go as for Halloween.” A regular cutebot from the planet Melty Heart, this guy. -MediaMarket
  • Guess who the only person in the world who calls Lenny Kravitz “Leonard” is? Guess? It really makes sense so don’t think too hard, just the first person who comes to mind. -Dlisted
  • Taylor Lautner cried while watching Breaking Dawn I guess but who can even blame him. Movies are sad sometimes. Sometimes you just have to cry at them. -TheSuperficial
  • Not to make everything I ever say about Ryan Gosling these days, but have you guys seen the interview where he says he’s going to quit movies to make babies? That is a little weird but also very cute and also “sign me up” – everybody. -FilmDrunk
  • “Real time face-swapping technology.” This is weird, watch it. -TheDailyWhat
  • Guys, the New Girl theme was put online today and it is so bad! Oh my goodness. I don’t know why any of Zooey Deschanel’s friends don’t tell her to just please stop singing. Does she have any friends? What is going on with her friends? -Vulture
  • Which movie do you think Brad Pitt wants as his legacy? FIGHT CLUB? It’s not Fight Club, spoiler alert. -Movieline
  • Ooh, here’s an article about why everybody loves old-timey sexism and how you can get your fix, even without Mad Men. -Salon
  • I guess Glee premieres tonight. Are you going to watch it? You should watch Parenthood instead. Or go to Mr. Coconuts. I’m not sure if Glee and Parenthood are on at the same time but maybe you didn’t watch last week’s Parenthood and you should probably catch up before you watch this week’s. -Celebuzz
  • Ooooooh, click on this one if you’re ready for some VERY GOOD Blair Witch related news. -HuffingtonPost
Comments (14)
  1. UGH:
    A third film in the Blair Witch series would not be a “third sequel,” as the headline suggests. It would be a second sequel. Come on, Huffington Post, GET IT TOGETHER!

  2. Guess who the only person in the world who calls Lenny Kravitz “Leonard” is? Guess? It really makes sense so don’t think too hard, just the first person who comes to mind.

    I am choosing to believe it is Leonard Nimoy, and that they are in the Leonard Club together, and they have jackets and a secret handshake and a clubhouse with a room hidden behind a bookshelf.

    I wish my name was really Leonard.

  3. I’m working on a spec script for Parenthood; let me know what you guys think.

    Nate Fisher, Lorelai and Coach: I Am I was I was also dating the in Luke best Sports or part Night, not of so.. OMG Poltergeist.
    The Wife from Die Hard (Something wise.)

  4. I also assume Taylor was so distraught after seeing the movie that he immediately ripped off his shirt and ran home in the rain… as from the the trailer, that seems to be the most normal reaction to all things ever.

  5. The lede was buried on that RyGos story. He mentions that the woman he makes babies with must be Canadian.

    15 million lucky ladies right there.

  6. Zooey Deschanel’s New Girl is our generation’s I’m Still Here. At least that’s what I’m hoping.

  7. Leonard Kravitz; you’ve been GOOPED.

  8. Brad Pitt seems wise and humble, like America’s answer to Gandhi.

    But Gandhi would have picked 12 Monkeys.

  9. Why you gotta go and ruin my Gos time with a clip from Whitney, MediaMarket?!?!

  10. THANK YOU for agreeing with me about Zooey Deschanel. I don’t get how everybody is sucked into her vortex of mediocrity. I won’t go into my rant, cause I’ll just sound like an old person, critiquing her grammar (“She and Him”?) and comparing her unfavorably to Mary Tyler Moore. Get off my lawn already, Zooey Deschanel!

    • I beg to differ on the point of mediocrity. She has an incredible voice…She and Him vol. 1 is spectacular. I overcame the embarrassment of giving it to the clerk at the checkout counter to buy it on vinyl.

      Also, you can’t blame the actors for 500 days of summer being terrible.

  11. Kelly, I’m so glad you like Parenthood too! True confession: I have never once not cried real tears at an episode of that show. Eesh.

  12. I am crossing my fingers that this means the next fake Muppets trailer will be parodying Ready to Rumble.

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