Look, if you’re going to try and get in the balloon, sometimes you’re going to get stuck in the balloon. Don’t freak out, that’s just part of it.

See what I mean? A lot of times in these blogs I will say something like “Today we are all this balloon,” or whatever, and I mean it as a metaphor for the endless vicissitudes of life in the modern world. Not today! I mean quite literally that as we attempt to crawl inside balloons, sometimes we are going to get stuck in those balloons. FACT. Ceci n’est pas une balloon, etc. (Via Reddit.)

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Comments (47)
  1. “Fake and gay.”
    -Falcon Heene

  2. You know he was going to masturbate when he got in there…

  3. cool twin peaks voice, balloon guy.

  4. This is one of those ones where I can’t really understand how the person could watch the video and then actually upload it to Youtube.

    “This is the take. This will make me a star.” – this guy

    “Drat the luck!” – this guy, after reading the comments

  5. Every guy has wondered what it would be like to masturbate with a condom on their whole body.

  6. “He stole my bit” – James Carrey

  7. MORE BALLOON

  8. You know, if he ever successfully pulls this off, he’ll have an inflated sense of self worth.

  9. This happens to me every time I dress up for The Prisoner convention.

    • Drat the luck! You beat met too it:

      • Hey ptsmith_vt ,

        Don’t be annoyed. Are we not all just grasping in the dark, reaching out to one another through this binary jungle looking for fellowship, empathy and a little validation ?
        There’s no need to sully this Videogum experience with an unhealthy dose of competitiveness. Can’t we all just get along and enjoy each others contributions ?

        Yours in hope

        godsdog (current Editor’s Choice winner)

  10. Where do you even get a balloon that big?

  11. ” Oh grreaaat, I’m becoming trapped in the balloon!!..DRATS!”… My word, the internet truly does have everything.

  12. Could he sound a little less convincing? “Grrrr! I hate this! This is not sexual for me.”

    • I’d like to think that this guy is just a giant balloon enthusiast– trying to push the boundaries of balloon science– but there’s just no way. No fucking way.

  13. I’m not sure what he was expecting to happen here. What was the goal?

  14. I’m sure he could breathe, but he was breathing recycled carbon dioxide. He should have said “I’m not suffocating” – what a dolt!

  15. I have so many questions about this, and yet I have a feeling I don’t want to know the answers.

  16. 2:04 animate gif

  17. Man they are rebooting everything these days. I would think by now Jake Gyllenhaal would have enough money to not be involved

  18. Oh Brother!

    Someone call Wayne Coyne, Balloon Expert!

  19. Eventually he makes it in, and then the videos take a weird turn

  20. Why do I feel like I’ve seen this on videogum before?

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