• Brad Pitt is on the cover of Sports Illustrated and I just want to say that I haven’t thought about the magazine Sports Illustrated in like 45 years and I can’t believe it’s still a magazine. -JustJared
  • Kevin Dillon thinks Jane Lynch’s Entourage joke was unfair, apparently. ”E has had a longtime relationship. Vince has always treated women politely, and even Turtle lately.” EVEN TURTLE LATELY! (Also “longtime relationship” haha, aw.) -E! Online
  • Vince Gilligan was on Fresh Air! Why not listen to it and also read this article about it? Because it’s backwards day? Well, I have news for you that it is in fact NOT backwards day, sooo.  -NPR
  • James Franco is going to direct a Cormac McCarthy necrophilia movie. Does that mean a movie about having sex with a deceased Comac McCarthy? Click to find out! Also, eesh. I am sorry. -FilmDrunk
  • I want a washing machine in my apartment so bad that I would even have this pedal-powered one, I don’t care. Sometimes it smells like laundry in the living room, I think my downstairs neighbors have one. I wish I were friends with them. -TheDailyWhat
  • Louis C.K. is walking us through the second season of Louie at A.V. Club let’s all go read about it. -A.V. Club
  • Who is this person and why does she look like this and why did she go to the Emmys? -Dlisted
  • Um, this isn’t the kind of link I ever usually do, but I think you should enter this giveaway? -Celebuzz
  • At first I thought this Michelle Williams talking-about-wanting-to-quit thing was annoying but then she said, “Thinking of quitting is just keeping going in disguise. When you have options, anything is bearable.” That’s true! Not that annoying anymore. (Except that that’s true for people with non-glamorous jobs that they aren’t praised for doing all the time by everyone in the world, but, whatever, I’ll let it go I guess.) -HuffingtonPost
  • Here’s an interview with for some reason a very disliked woman, Oliva Munn! Why does everyone hate her? Not that I love her or anything, I have no opinion, but she seems fine? -Movieline
  • They’re talking about some alternative Emmy categories over at Salon, why not ALSO talk about that here if you want or just with whatever people you’re around? -Salon
Comments (19)
  1. I just did an actual spit take at the line “Does that mean a movie about having sex with a deceased Comac McCarthy? “. Well played, Kelly. Well played indeed.

  2. “Kevin Dillon should be less concerned by the joke made about Entourage and more concerned with the joke Entourage became.” — Mark Twain

  3. Phoebe Price is a favorite target of DListed. Think of a person who is famous for no real reason (Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, etc). Now imagine an equally talentless person who is much older than she lets on. She is desperately trying to become one of these useless celebs but can’t. Yet somehow this marginal celebrity appears at events to walk the red carpet.

    That’s Phoebe Price. There’s this very weird air of Hollywood Delusion about her–she seems to genuinely think she’s famous?

    • Think of a person who is famous for no real reason (Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, etc). Now imagine an equally talentless person who is much older than she lets on. She is desperately trying to become one of these useless celebs but can’t. Yet somehow this marginal celebrity appears at events to walk the red carpet.

      That’s Courtney Stoddard.

  4. I’m not sure I get the Olivia Munn hate. Is it cause she’s not very talented? Cause she’s definitely not very talented.

    • “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
      -Albert Einstein

      Basically, what I’m saying is that she’s very talented at making my soft taco crispy, and that is good enough.

    • She’s a vortex of unfunny.

    • I think part of the Olivia Munn hate is that some people don’t like her cheesecake appeals because it seems like pandering. Coupled with not being hilarious.

      There’s an interview out there where she talks about how much she hated having to do things at G4, like dress up as a maid and then jump into a pool of mud or somesuch, but she looks at it as just another way of breaking in. Some people have connections, some people do comedy skits where hot dogs are slowly lowered into their mouths. I think that’s what irks some people.

  5. When Kelly says it’s not Opposite Day is she declaring it really is Opposite Day by saying it oppositely?
    Wait, I mean: When “Gabe” doesn’t say it is Normal Night, are he refuting that
    aaaaahhh opposite day you get complicated fast

    • Ahhhhhhhhh!

      Thanks a lot, Patrick M. Now how will I know if Kelly was really Gabe the whole time?

      • Did they use this guy for the elevator scene in Drive too?

      • I just watched Rubber this weekend on Netflix instant play, and even for a movie about a psychic tire that blows people’s heads up, it’s very weird. Has anyone seen this movie? The one with a tire blowing heads up? I don’t really recommend it but I don’t disrecommend it either.

  6. @mim
    I think she’s not that funny which would be fine in and of itself, but she is so overbearing and self-congratulating (in the limited interviews i’ve seen/read) it gets annoying pretty quick

    i.e. the interview linked above

    Q: I wanted to make a point not to start by asking you how you do it, because I’m sure you’ve gotten that question a lot already.

    A: [Laughs] Yeah, I have! ‘How do you do it all?’ It’s always like, ‘This movie’s called I Don’t Know How She Does It and we watch Sarah Jessica doing that, but you with the movies and the show, how do you do it all?!’

    @facetaco

    Gross

  7. I don’t know if this is inappropriate or not* but Kelly, if you live in NYC, my brother is selling his apartment washing machine soon.

    (This feels so weird to post on here)

    *Something I say on a daily basis

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