lindsay: So there’s this list of sexiest vampires that people of the internet voted on.
gabe: ok.
lindsay: Salma Hayek won for the women.
lindsay: Robert Pattison won for the men.
lindsay: And Kristen Stewart isn’t on there so we know she never becomes one.
lindsay: Brad Pitt is wayyy above Tom Cruise, which is weird because he was totally, like, Tom Cruise’s girlfriend in that movie.
lindsay: Do you think Kirsten Dunst is somewhere fuming that she was left off it on a technicality?

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Comments (7)
  1. Ahahaha. I know that feeling.

    On to the next meme!

  2. Okay, that was very funny.

  3. see, when i was 12 i thought this movie was AMAZING.
    same with the dracula with gary oldman.
    so, while i recognize how unbelievably embarrassing this is NOW, i can also understand that youthful enthusiasm for things that adults find completely cringey.

  4. That list is a sham! Where’s Blackula? Where is Count von Count from Sesame Street?! I demand a recount. I demand JUSTICE!

  5. Does this mean the end of twilightgum.com?

  6. emma  |   Posted on Dec 3rd, 2008 0

    *SPOILER ALERT*
    bella actually does become a vampire ( at the end)

  7. Carrie  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2008 0

    Count. Chocula. COME ON.

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