If you’re like me, you spend 100% of the year talking about what your Halloween costume is going to be and then on Halloween you don’t have a costume so you just wear normal clothes and say you are a character from a sitcom. I assume everyone is like me. Well, take this as your one month+ warning: It is time to decide on your Halloween costume and then also buy it. Mine, as of right now, will either be He Hate Me from the XFL or Nick Burns, Your Company’s Computer Guy. Both are VERY GOOD and very timely. Please don’t steal either of them. If I see one other He Hate Me at any of the many Halloween parties I plan to attend, so help me God, I will cry RIGHT on you. Instead of He Hate Me, an idea that I have officially called, why not be a lovely sunflower? Because you don’t know how you would dress up as a sunflower? You just really have no idea, and you’re not even sure if you would need a mask or face paint or what, and you wish there were some sort of online sunflower costume tutorial that would show you, but surely there isn’t, because life just never works out for you the way you want it to? Well, stop feeling so bad about yourself first of all, Jesus Christ, and GUESS WHAT!

Oh my goodness this is the best Halloween makeup tutorial I have ever seen! What a tiny little professional. All I want to do is talk about every single part that is a cute part (“And if you don’t know what I’m saying…” “What I’m doing right now…” “I really love this, you gotta try it.” “Use yellow, whatever yellow you use.” And then when she’s PUTTING ON the yellow?! And then the growing part, with the completed costume?!) but every single cute part is very obvious. So instead I would like to make a request of Maddison: Can you please do a “He Hate Me” tutorial? Either “He Hate Me” or “Nick Burns.” I’m having more trouble with Nick Burns because it’s not like he wears glasses so I feel like the costume right now would rely more on the catch phrases, but there has to be some better way? Thanks! Chickachickawowow! (Via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (33)
  1. Seriousgum time, I have a deathly fear of sunflowers. No joke. Don’t care about snakes or spiders or the dark or dying alone or bombs, but a sunflower will put the fear of God in me.

    So while most of you see this a a cute video that rose in on the train from Cutesville, this is like a Zombie transformation to me.

  2. Question – is this considered offensive to sunflowers?

  3. I don’t mean to stereotype but I hear sunflowers are very bad drivers. Good at math though.

  4. Chicka-chicka wow-wow! Everyone!

  5. Dear mzzclipper12,
    I used your sunflower costume instructions for my fraternity Halloween party, you know trying to be Frat Star. Now unbeknownst to me, since you did not mention it in your video, I am extremely allergic to the paint and broke out in hives, looking like an IDIOT. You can either not take this seriously and continue being so cute, or I can sue the bejeezus out of you. Dad. Lawyer. Runs the world. Yadda yadda yadda. Go Hokies!
    -sirlancealot133

  6. That’s just a really solid He Hate Me reference

  7. How timely! I was just researching how to pull together my prospective Halloween costume!

  8. I’m not sure what it is, but no little kids know how to talk and breathe at the same time. Sentence. GASP. Sentence. GASP. Cute stuff!

    Also, if she doesn’t post a goddamn vampire video I am quitting the internet.

  9. not only does this 6-10 year old girl know how to use makeup to great effect, film and post YouTube videos, plan and make her own halloween costumes well in advance, but she has her own catchphrase too?

    i am so far behind…

  10. I had to sign in for the first time in a millennium because Madison is the best!! She has tons of makeup tutorial videos and they are all as amazing as this. Her mom does tutorials, so that’s where she picked it up from. I want her to be my child.

  11. I like when she says that you have to take a purple sponge and dip it in the yellow . . . so cute, because it’s like we all have purple sponges, right, guys? Guys?

  12. “I LOATHE sunflowers.” – Madonna

  13. Again Megan Amram’s face painting is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4uDQHAEASU

  14. Also, to effectively pull off the perfect children’s Halloween costume, the only makeup you really need is eyeliner:

  15. Oh good. Something to wear to the Ai Wei Wei exhibit.

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