No h2o but I’m super thirsty all of a sudden.
WHERE’S WATER, STRING? HUH? WHERE’S WATER?
“My name is DSI John Luther and your thirst is under arrest and also I don’t play by the rules.” (Via ONTD.)
Wire you not buying Smartwater?
“don’t be such a luther…drink thmart water!” – cute, toothless kid
Smartwater does the Bodie good.
There’s also a sparkling variety, with bubbles!
With me?! Aw shucks, I feel special.
“all the other bottled waters are bunk!”
Has anyone watched his uber awkward intros to The Hour on BBC America? I live for those.
Smart Water: Re-up on your thirst, n*gga!
- Hydris Elba
Ooh, that man must be a Water Bender because he is BENDING my WATER right now. #TheLastAirbender #WaterBender #BonerJokes #Awful
Look guys, I wasn’t a fan of the joke either, but come on! I am simply a medium for the bad comedy!
‘Grr, that was so awful, I hated that!’ – Five People
While it was pretty awful, it still made me laugh. But that may just be a case of “it’s funny because it’s true.”
The way he’s holding it I don’t think that bottle is for drinking.
If Brother Mouzone finds out he’s dealing water, he is going to get got
“most dangerous thing in america? n*gger with a bottle of Smartwater” – brother mouzone
On the subject of bottled water –
I was in the Minneapolis airport a few months ago, and very thirsty, so I bought a bottle of Fiji water. On the label, there was this whole spiel about Fiji using a portion of its profits to protect and preserve the Fijian ecosystem and how much the company cared about the environment. The thing is, they don’t care! If they cared, they wouldn’t bottle water in Fiji to be shipped to a place on the other side of the world called the Land of 10,000 Lakes. I can’t think of a more destructive way to provide water, really.
Anyway, tl;dr, don’t buy bottled water.
They could sell it in pouches made of whale skin, instead.
Worth noting: SmartWater isn’t spring water and comes from normal taps. They just put it through this process that ends up making it taste a lot like Fiji water actually. It’s no worse than any other bottled beverage! And it tastes like clouds!!
SmartWater: Another forty degree water.
“Water, mawfuckaz. Water.” -Stringer Bell
It’s what plants crave.
String don’t like his water to be tapped.
Between this and his Tanqueray ads, he’s got the drink market covered.
uhhh Gaaaabeee, pretty sure he’s DCI* Luther…
i know i’ve been gone for a while but COME ON
That’s a tall drink of water, and I don’t mean what’s in the bottle?
ugh, sorry, Idris Elba makes me lose my mind. Does anyone have his phone number, I have something I need to ask him real quick.
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