No h2o but I’m super thirsty all of a sudden.

Or:

WHERE’S WATER, STRING? HUH? WHERE’S WATER?

Or:

“My name is DSI John Luther and your thirst is under arrest and also I don’t play by the rules.” (Via ONTD.)

Comments (26)
  1. Wire you not buying Smartwater?

    #moderndaydondraper

  2. Has anyone watched his uber awkward intros to The Hour on BBC America? I live for those.

  3. Smart Water: Re-up on your thirst, n*gga!

  4. Ooh, that man must be a Water Bender because he is BENDING my WATER right now. #TheLastAirbender #WaterBender #BonerJokes #Awful

  5. The way he’s holding it I don’t think that bottle is for drinking.

  6. If Brother Mouzone finds out he’s dealing water, he is going to get got

  7. On the subject of bottled water –

    I was in the Minneapolis airport a few months ago, and very thirsty, so I bought a bottle of Fiji water. On the label, there was this whole spiel about Fiji using a portion of its profits to protect and preserve the Fijian ecosystem and how much the company cared about the environment. The thing is, they don’t care! If they cared, they wouldn’t bottle water in Fiji to be shipped to a place on the other side of the world called the Land of 10,000 Lakes. I can’t think of a more destructive way to provide water, really.

    Anyway, tl;dr, don’t buy bottled water.

  8. SmartWater: Another forty degree water.

  9. “Water, mawfuckaz. Water.” -Stringer Bell

  10. It’s what plants crave.

  11. String don’t like his water to be tapped.

  12. Between this and his Tanqueray ads, he’s got the drink market covered.

  13. uhhh Gaaaabeee, pretty sure he’s DCI* Luther…

    i know i’ve been gone for a while but COME ON

  14. That’s a tall drink of water, and I don’t mean what’s in the bottle?

    ugh, sorry, Idris Elba makes me lose my mind. Does anyone have his phone number, I have something I need to ask him real quick.

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