• Celebrities are upset because they can’t win the New Yorker caption contest. Ha-ha, celebrities. Just because you have champagne at lunch every day doesn’t mean you can win ALL the contests. -WSJ
  • Jim Carrey covered “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” by the Smashing Pumpkins and “Creep” by Radiohead last night in NYC. I guess he has a band? Or something? That guy IS an honest-to-goodness creep. “That guy is a creep, the world is a vampire, someone call the karma police.” That’s what I would have said if I had been in attendance on Fridaynight, Fridaynight. -Stereogum
  • I have been avoiding knowing about what this Bucky Larson movie was until last night when I saw a commercial for it and HOLY SHINOLA. Guess how many good reviews it has gotten though so far? -FilmDrunk
  • Kate Gosselin hopes to remain on TV so she can provide a “good life” for her kids, UH DOY. -TheSuperficial
  • Conan O’Brien sold a multi-cam comedy pilot to TBS . It kind of sounds like Greenberg, except Greenberg has a family. How do YOU think it will be??? -THR
  • Madonna hydrangeas Madonna hydrangeas Madonna hydrangeas Madonna hydrangeas Madonna hydrangeas. -Dlisted
  • Celebuzz talked to Jane Lynch about the Emmys and Glee. She’s great, I love her. -Celebuzz
  • OMGoodness this stop movie short took forever to make. Jesus Cripes. I’m glad there are people in the world who have the patience for stop motion because if it were only a bunch of myselves in the world, it would never exist. Everything else would exist though, I would’ve invented all of it. -TheDailyWhat
  • Did you see Contagion? I want to but no one will go with me, and I am NOT seeing it by myself. Here are some of the best tweets about it from this weekend. -Movieline
  • Salon reviewed Ides of March. Great. Can’t wait for this one. I have people who are going to see this one with me, don’t worry. -Salon
  • New Yorker cartoon image via. -JoeMande
Comments (5)
  1. A lot of people are accused of not knowing shit from shinola, but it appears that Kelly really doesn’t.

  2. I can’t stop laughing at that Joe Mande New Yorker cartoon, you guys, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT AN ALIEN WOULD SAY!!!

  3. I’m afraid to see Contagion. I already wash my hands too much.

  4. I’ll go to the Sodaburger virus movie with you, Kelly! (no creepo)

  5. I was actually a finalist in the New Yorker caption contest just before the Obama election:

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