Pretty sure this finally gives us the numbers we need to vote Danny Glover off the island. #SWAG
He’s too old for that shit.
I’m getting too old for these shoes.
At last, a shoe that lets me know what it would feel like to be barefoot.
He just has Thomas Jane envy
More like Donald Sneaker, right?
Because his last name is Glover… But he wasn’t wearing, gloves, but hilariously ugly sneakers… So it’s a play on his last name…
“People always confuse me for Donald Glover.” — Danny Glover
“And it’s not funny.” -Donald Glover
Whenever I see someone wearing those toe shoes out in the wild, I have to suppress an intense urge to stomp on their feet. I haven’t felt a desire like that since the time in 2nd grade when the kid who sat in front of me grew a rat-tail, and when he was busy focusing on his schoolwork I cut it off with safety scissors.
Ugh I saw a pair of dudes wearing these at a nicer restaurant last week. They were business casual otherwise and they kept sticking their feet way out from under the table as if to tell the whole restaurant “We found the more expensive, weirder-looking replacement for our Crocs and you just have to deal with it.”
You get an upvote purely for the tumbleweed gif. I fucking love tumbleweeds.
Whoops that was for FLW. Too distracted by tumbleweeds to do a proper post.
I think old people get a pass. If I live to be his age (125?), I’ll wear buckets for shoes and I better never hear a word about it!!!!
Buckets would have gone better with the suit.
I have a pair of these, but I only wear them in athletic scenarios, like going to get the mail.
Guys, cut DG some slack. He’s following orders from a fucking angel, and that angel told him that those regular old boring shoes were getting in the way of the angel magic. So they had to go.
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