PUT DOWN WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS IMPORTANT NEWS ARTICLE IF YOU WANT TO EVEN KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD THESE DAYS! YOUR VERY LIFE MIGHT DEPEND ON IT! From People (via @cassiemurdoch):

Freshly bald Matt Damon loves his new look. What he doesn’t love is having his shaved head compared to Jake Gyllenhaal’s.

“Wow, I try not to envy, but I have to say Jake’s got a damn good-looking head,” Damon, 40, told PEOPLE at Wednesday’s New York premiere of his new movie about a killer virus, Contagion. “He sure does have a beautiful round head.”

“Normally you say, ‘That’s a beautiful head of hair, but that’s a beautiful head he’s got,’ ” Damon says laughing. “Gyllenhaal definitely gets the blue ribbon for the best bald head over me.”

HOLY SHIT WE WILL CONTINUE TO FOLLOW THIS STORY AS IT DEVELOPS. WILL JAKE GYLLENHAAL RESPOND? WILL THE WORLD EXPLODE? WHAT’S GOING ON IN LIBYA NOW I FORGET? THE WORLD ANXIOUSLY AWAITS THE NEWS!

Comments (23)
  1. And all of us bald/balding guys think guys who have to shave their heads to become “bald” shut probably shut the fuck up.

  2. Heisenberg?

  3. Powerful stuff.

  4. THEY BOTH KIND OF LOOK LIKE EGGS BUT LIKE DIFFERENT SORTS OF EGGS.

  5. Ignorant Bald Heads

  6. Baldie Darko

  7. Why does everything Jake Gyllenhaal do make me want to curl up, take a nap and farf (barf-fart). I do have to say, this news item is a bit less depressing than analyzing every fucking minute of 9/11 for the next week (AGAIN).

  8. he sure is singing the guy’s praises…

  9. Also, I’m not sure how you get that he doesn’t love being compared from this. I mean, if he said “fucking copy cat bitch” or something, there’d be drama, but there really is no story here other than he commented on the fact that they both have shaved heads.

    • and the “WHAT’S GOING ON IN LIBYA NOW I FORGET?” sarcasm is a little tired, I must say. I wouldn’t even know this stuff if you didn’t regurgitate it. But, bloggers be bloggin.

  10. j’agree! completely. blogging repetition is the new hammer over the head.

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