It’s 2008, you guys. Making fun of performance art is like building a time machine and shooting old fish in a past barrel. There is no confusion on the subject of performance art. We’re all in agreement. Hatred of performance art is the glue that holds this nation together. But just because we all feel confident in our shared position towards performance art and David Sedaris wrote an essay about in back when he was good doesn’t mean that it isn’t still going on. At least in Poland. Like this woman PERFORMING FELLATIO ON A MICROPHONE?! It is categorized on YouTube as “music,” I guess because there is no category for “Warden of Barf Jail.”


The most upsetting part of this whole video is at the end when it pulls back to show all those people watching her without any kind of sticks or weapons in their hands. It’s almost as if they don’t plan to beat her to death when she’s done.

Comments (15)
  1. the bald guy with the ponytail couldn’t even take it.

  2. y  |   Posted on Nov 19th, 2008 +4

    Ugh. Now people in charge of funding stuff are going to be all like, “Why do we need to be funding the Arts, when some of them are going to be this girl?” And that’s why most people today don’t care about art. Because of people like this girl.

  3. I was expecting so much more from the opening of the “aint no sorry” exhibition.

  4. You know how at the end of the video it pops up and shows you other related videos?
    There are 2 others titled “microphone blow job” or some part of that
    How sad is that? At least 3 videos exist like this!

  5. I’m surprised the microphone didn’t shoot white stuff in her face afterward- Good grief!

  6. the most disturbing part of this video is that gabe got it from

  7. Erin  |   Posted on Nov 19th, 2008 0

    Ugh, is she masturbating? Everything about this is the most awful.

  8. tautou  |   Posted on Nov 19th, 2008 0

    This reminds me of Mena Suvari’s short run on Six Feet Under.

  9. Ew. She gags in the other ones.

  10. Elle  |   Posted on Nov 19th, 2008 +2

    David Sedaris is still great!

  11. someone has polish daddy issues.

  12. Rich  |   Posted on Nov 20th, 2008 +1

    She’s no good at it.

    Performance art, that is! Zing.

    Also, she’s no good at head.

  13. If you’re gonna blow a microphone, you should at least pop your top.

  14. she put her hair in a ponytail. ha.

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