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It’s all fun and games and the lessons we learned from Cameron Crowe’s Singles until someone needs these tapes. Magnetize your dates with the secrets to Love, Sex, And Dating In The ’90s:

I think I want “What a hunk!” “I’m in luuuv.” to be my ringtone. Those are your parents and/or older siblings! (Thanks for the tip, Sarah!)

Comments (6)
  1. I just had the strangest penguinist laugh for 1 minute and 8 seconds
    SO funny
    I’m sending it to all my friends who enjoyed Hip Rock.

  2. Christian  |   Posted on Nov 19th, 2008 +1

    Aw… that’s like The Pickup Artist’s dad. It’s kind of quaint-cute, but there are still plenty of reasons never to have anything sexual to do with it. Each generation gets worse. The Pickup Artist 3 will be a glove and some ether and The Pickup Artist 4 is just a five-pound weight tucked into a rag cap.

  3. ‘Mystery’ approved!

    “Hey, did you see that guy outside with the Hammer pants?”

  4. lol i thought it said “how to dick the right person.” whoops!

  5. herrorara  |   Posted on Nov 19th, 2008 0

    hahaha. i so wish that ‘love expert’ was ever a viable career option. hilarious

  6. yr momz  |   Posted on Nov 20th, 2008 0

    dating in ’08: “don’t worry, baby, the doctor says hpv is common as a cold.’

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