1. Dr. Feelgood  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +5 Makes sense. Americas Most Wanted is like a reality show version of men depicted in Lifetime movies. Reply

2. facetaco  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +2 John Walsh is America’s Most Wanted Hottie, amirite, ladies? Reply

3. thisismynightmare  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +3 I do love some Unsolved Mysteries on Lifetime. The Robert Stack one, of course. Fuck you, Dennis Farina! You don’t even deserve to breathe the same air as Mr. Stack! Reply

   • teacherman  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +4 Fuck me? Fuck you, fuckball. #getshorty Reply

     • Frank Lloyd Wrong  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +1 They say the fuckin’ smog is the fuckin’ reason you get such beautiful fuckin’ upvotes. Reply

   • cundela  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +1 True dat. Matthew McConaughey doesn’t guest star for just anybody! #Stack4Life Reply

4. Frank Lloyd Wrong  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +3 Tonight, we are asking all our viewers in to be on the lookout for a Louboutin strapy V sandal in size 7. Reply

5. djfreshie  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +2 “They’re bringing me back?!” Reply

   • djfreshie  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +5 “Oh shoot” Reply

6. Mailman  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +1 Those captured from the Most Wanted list are now ordered to play the role of a forgotten extra in every Lifetime original movie as punishment. Narrator: “Looks like he’ll be serving twenty five to Life… time.” Reply

7. rootmarm  |   Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 +1 Perfect, the Lifetime audience has been honing their crimefighting skills for years on films like “Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?” Reply

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