Speaking of IMPORTANT STUFF, “lady of interest” Lindsay Lohan got a tattoo of some Billy Joel lyrics, which, sure, but also: “Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life”? Prime of your life? Uhhhhhh. That is what she should have gotten tattooed: “UHHHHHHHH.” On her FACE.

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  1. I say this as someone with a giant tattoo of Link from The Legend of Zelda:

    Ha-ha!

  2. Surprised she didn’t get these tattoo’d right above her ass crack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

  3. Don’t most tattoo places have a “no drunks” policy? OHHH FACE

  4. This is just a blatant rip-off from Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes’ “We didn’t start the fire” tattoo.

  5. Somewhere, Chuck Klosterman is wrestling with his confusing newfound attraction to Lindsey Lohan.

  6. Always on the days I leave my laptop at home, eliminating my chance to photoshop Lindsay’s face on Mr. Cool Ice’s body.

    Well…just imagine…

  7. The exclusive picture of her tattoo:

    I DON’T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $1,000,000
    I DON’T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $100,000
    I DON’T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $10,000
    I DON’T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $1,000
    I DON’T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN $100.
    AD SPACE AVAILABLE HERE
    Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life

  8. i think you guys didn’t see the asterisks or the footnotes below the tattoo. if you did then it’d make a lot more sense.

    “Clear as a crystal*, sharp as a knife** I feel like I’m in the prime*** of my life****”

    *meth
    **to cut cocaine
    ***time reality show disaster
    ****-long tragedy

  9. A crippling chemical dependency AND Billy Joel lyrics?Throw in a Che Guavara poster and night terrors and you’ll have my freshmen year roommate.

  10. I guess you can take the girl out of Long Island…

  11. What else would you expect from an uptown girl?

  12. and I thought the only thing they had in common was a suspended license and fading careers!

  13. What she drank before getting the tattoo:

    A bottle of red
    A bottle of white

  14. So she feels like she’s 40? Sounds about right, if a bit low…

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