“LADIES THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!” – @divalover159 (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
alright, Facetaco, I think we’ve found something that tops Jim Carrey in creepiness.
ALMOST, but he is redeemed by his wicked sweet eagle shirt.
it feels really good to know where the bar is set…d’ya wanna play yahtzee sometime? maybe?
Such a good shirt.
At least he (presumably) knows these women!
But (presumably) not in the biblical sense.
I think he just found the directory somewhere
The very necessary editing decision to leave the two seconds of breathing at the end helps your case.
Then again we all need oxygen.
Why does he say full names for some people, and only first names for others. I need continuity and answers
He can’t pronounce the harder last names?
because he can’t say esquivel! it’s a hard one for ‘em non-spanish speaking folks? in knoxx city?
those are two things schizophrenics have the most trouble in supplying. i urge you to look elsewhere.
My guess is that those names were just too confusing to read. And to be fair… “Egquivel”?
i am willing to be that was a typo…esquivel is most likely her name…
“I am willing to be that typo!” – Michele Eggquivel
“Could that BE any more typo?” -Chandler Bingsquivel
I believe the term is “semi-literate”.
It’s just a good thing no one’s first name was Alejandra or Esperanza…there would have been silence during the shout-out
I think this may be the best wrestling promo I’ve seen since the 80s. Watch your back Macho Man, this guy is coming for HEEEEEEY wait a minute! Where was THIS guy when Macho Man died? Just sayin’…
I reckon he is after Howard “the Fink” Finkel’s ring announcing job.
Nice job, buddy. You just scared off the last women willing to talk to you.
Harsh. But fair.
This is kinda mean, but I would be legitimately terrified of meeting this man in real life.
Meanness on the interwebs? Well, I never!
Oops, wrong thread! I meant to comment on the Jim Carrey thing.
I’d like to give a shout out to my dentist, Dr. [can't pronounce]!
stoopid facebook connect.
Fun fact I learned when I saw a video of this guy last week:
Knox City, TX is a very small town. So small that their HS football team plays in a six on six division. This guy is an utter lunatic about pretty much the lowest level of Texas football there is. Clear eyes, full hearts.
I saw that video too! I think this dude is just doing what he was put on Earth to do. What was he gonna do, NOT yell about Texas football?
He really could have gone the extradistance on this. I don’t think he does those girls justice.
something something Goonies. something something Baby Ruth.
Ediblemole’s sayin’ the things we’re all thinkin’.
“I hope all these storms didn’t uncover the body.”
Jim Carrey, that weird song, and now this? Today is just turning into one big series of unfortunate events.
Say what you want guys, but Glenn Beck is getting pretty good at his job.
Who animated the talking freakegg? Pixar?
There are a few times I legitimately worry that a future employer (or student) is going to Google my name, figure out I go often by the handle of “werttrew,” then Google ”werttrew” and come across one of my tips like this.
But most times I don’t care.
You should get promoted for finding this stuff.
This is the kindest and most loving example of sexism I have ever seen. You women are so great when you’re washing them clothes and cooking those meals!
Hate you so much, facebook login
I don’t know what to make of this…does he love those ladies or hate them? I think he loves them?! I hope he does…
I really respect that this man would not be cowed into not making a video by any doubts about his looks or coherence. I wish I had his confidence.
I’ve been away for a while but my goodness THIS is why I love Videogum.
The Knox City Greyhounds shout out is pretty impressive too. Although at 7 minutes long, and lacking in mind-blowing graphics and dazzling eagle shirts, it mightn’t be worth your while.
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