Great news, LADIES! Your best friend is coming back for more wonderful adventures! From Entertainment Weekly:

EW has confirmed exclusively that Working Title Films, the production company responsible for the first movie released in 2001 and the second one dubbed The Edge of Reason in 2004, is moving ahead with a third installment. Based at Universal, Working Title has been mulling a sequel since 2009.

No other details were available, but last year, Bridget costar Colin Firth, who plays lovable Mark Darcy, told EW’s Dave Karger some details about a possible plot. “I can tell you that Bridget and Mark can’t have children, I think that’s the way it goes on,” Firth told Karger, who was reporting for Access Hollywood. “So then she makes the huge mistake of going back to Daniel Cleaver [Hugh Grant's character] for long enough to get pregnant. And I think he dumps her, and she’s left stranded, and guess who comes back to rescue her?”

Cool plot. I’m not sure what I like more about this love triangle. The fact that it’s toxic and destructive and sad to watch or the fact that it’s seemingly endless. LOLOLOL. Ladies, are all of you trapped in super depressing love triangles between sheepish, high-powered bureaucrats who love you unconditionally for no discernible reason and sly dog television executives who just want to tap that fat (literally) ass for no discernible reason? Is that why you love these movies so much? Because they are literally MIRRORS of real life? “She writes a diary about smoking cigarettes, and I write a Tumblr about smoking cigarettes.” That is the ladies talking. Anyway, the last movie, Bridget Jones Diary 2: The Edge of Reason accomplished two very important accomplishments: making a Thai women’s prison look FUN AND HILARIOUS, and having one of the greatest taglines ever. Can we top it? Let’s top it!

Bridget Jones Diary 3: The Edger of Reasoner
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Love Means Never Having To Say You’re Lorries
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Space Diet
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Eat The Throne
Bridget Jones Diary 3: Menage A Barf

Sorry. These aren’t very good. (Well, Space Diet is pretty good.) Usually my taglines are so great it’s very incredible. But today I’m having trouble because I’m a MAN and these movies are just so FEMININE and TRUE. Ladies, you better handle this one. Good luck! Don’t start crying uncontrollably for no discernible reason like I know that you do because these movies taught me that you do!

Comments (59)
  1. Bridget Jones Diary 3: The Thai Prisoner Of Fatzkaban

  2. Bridget Jones’ Diary 3: Didn’t We Just Make This and Call It Eat Pray Love?

  3. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Every Famous British Man Looks Like A Middle School Teacher

  4. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Ack! What a Lorry!

  5. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Austerity Measures

  6. Bridg3t Jon3s’ Diary

  7. Bridget Jones 3: Defying The Laws Of Geometry By Making Every Angle Of This Love Triangle Obtuse

  8. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Cool Plot

  9. Bridget Jones Livejournal

  10. I hate to point this out again because in doing so it makes me look like an asshole but it must be said: ‘The Edge of Reason’ is a subtitle, not a tagline! Taglines are what appear on like posters and trailers and the like. ‘Size does matter’ is a tagline. The tagline for ‘Godzilla’. That is an example of a tagline. The ‘Season of the Witch’ in the title ‘Halloween III: Season of the Witch’ is a subtitle.

    Now we know! Again!

  11. Bridget Jones’ Diary 3: Barren and Lovin’ it!
    Bridget Jones’ Diary 3: Got Sperm?

  12. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Colin Firth gave the whole plot away but it will still make squillions

  13. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Colin Firth needs a pay check

  14. Whoever wins, we snooze.

  15. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Why Do We Always Have To See The Movies She Likes?

  16. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Remember that Scene in Empire Records Where Zellweger Wore Just an Apron as an Outfit? Yeah? Well We Are a Long Ways Away From There, My Friend. A Long Ways Away.

  17. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Still Not Joey Lauren Adams

  18. This is your Mom’s “Women Laughing Alone With Salad”

  19. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Hot Flashdance

  20. Hugh Grant in: I’d Tap That.

    Doubles as a Documentary on News of the World.
    Efficiency AND Fun.

  21. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Demise of the Cuisines

  22. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Game of Reasons

  23. bridget jones’ diary 3: GIVE ME A BABY AT ANY COST FINANCIALLY OR EMOTIONALLY

  24. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Colin Firth Has an Oscar Now and Should Be Turning This Down

  25. Bridget Jones Diary III: Whoth on Firth?

  26. Bridget Jones’s Diary 3: Died Alone and Found Two Weeks Later Half-Eaten by Wild Dogs

  27. Bridget P’zones Dairy: They Will Fuck This Food

  28. Bridget Jones: We’re Not Even Sure What Jane Austen Novel We Are Very Loosely Using As A Formula Anymore.

  29. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Inferdelity.

  30. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Two More Than Samuel Pepys!

  31. Wasn’t the second one at least based on a second book, written by the original author? “Lets just make up a third one off the top of our heads, who cares if there’s no third book? High fives all around” – Movie Executive

  32. Bridget Jones Diary 3 – Will Undoubtedly Be Set In Some Tropical Locale As It Will Basically Serve As A Paid Vacation To The Slumming Millionaire Moviestars Involved

  33. Bridget Jones’ Dry Womb Diary

  34. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Fokers with British Accents

  35. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Women be dietin’!

    or

    Bridget Jones Diary 3: What price dignity?

  36. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Jonesin’ For Action (And Babies!)

  37. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Once, Twice, Three Times Degrading

  38. Bridget Jones 3: The Edge of My Squinty-ness

  39. Bridget Jones Diary 3: Fromage à Trois

  40. Bridget Jones Diary 3: A Dingo Ate Your Baby!

  41. bridget jones’ diary 3: the biological clock should have stopped ticking years ago

  42. Just the way you are.

  43. Bridget Jones’ Diary 3: Maternity Knickers

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