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No diggity no doubt!
Wussup cool dudes who do care about the way their hair looks because why should girls be the only ones who care about stuff like that it’s just nice to feel good about yourself and girls who know they’re smarter than most of the boys in their class but sometimes pretend like they’re not as smart just to get attention but don’t think there’s anything wrong with that as long as they know where the line is and are always trying to walk it because at the end of the day it is nice for people to express some interest in you and if the boys in class are a little behind in their attitudes about female intelligence and ambition then we will just have to wait for them to catch up! How y’all doin’?! Sick rad! NOKIA 450 SMARTPHONE! Today I want to rap at you about slow dancing.
Maybe some of you guys have slow danced with a special someone you’ve got your eye on and maybe you’ve even got a steady who you slow dance with at the dance, but even if you’ve never slow danced before, one day you will, and there’s a couple things you need to know if you don’t want to be embarrassed. One: you need to look miserable. Two: you need to know who you can count on. That’s it! Have fun out there!
Where is the chaperone? This dance clearly needs like 100 more chaperones. Kelly is pregnant now and Vicky started a fire in the girls bathroom. The only person who seems to be keeping things under control is Pisces. Thanks, Pisces! (Via FourFour.)
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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought you were better than that, Steve
We are all equals here.
I count on Winwood to never be better than he has to be.
Rick looks for peaches, indeed!
He should be checking in a can. That’s where they come from.
I’m sure that if he had his way, he’d eat Peaches every day.
Rick may have been dancing with Peaches, but it was Lump that was in his head.
…even though she might be dead.
Man, Herb is gonna fuck Rich up if he ever finds out about this.
Upvoting your Groove Thing, facetaco.
That dance has no team loyalty.
I look forward to the prequel which involves boys and girls standing on the opposite side of the gym and awkward boners.
the boner doesn’t become awkward until the girl feels it against her hip.
Awkward boner at 0:44. But I don’t think he feels as awkward as he should — he is really pressing his luck!
he’s certainly pressing something.
Good pants.
my first slow dance was with a guy who was wearing a “Star Trek: The Next Generation” communicator badge pinned to his dress shirt, so who am I to judge?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU THOUGHT IT LOOKED CUTE!
My name is in this!
Where? Is the cameraman named Gabe, too?
Kelly, your frowny face replies to my comments always make me feel guilty, like I’m bullying you. I’m against bullying!
It gets better and worse and better and worse until you reach an age where it only gets worse.
Good luck with your pregnancy!
I think that is Kelly Ripa! You know, from Regis and Kelly.
It totally is Kelly Ripa
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Kelly4Cathy!
This was definitely filmed in Bayside High, right? I suspected that just by looking at it, and the names were a dead giveaway. Pisces, indeed!
I kept waiting for Max the restaurant owner to come in yelling at them to get to class.
he’d do something like pull a pigeon out of his hat first though.
remember when the Max hired that guy Jeff who stole Kelly away from Zach? that guy was a dick.
Those kids left barely any room for Jesus, and you know how he likes to act as a third.
It warms my heart to know that the Jesus/teenage threesome comment is getting upvotes.
I like vicki’s mop hand. It’ll come in handy (insert chuckles here) if anyone spills their punch.
Looking good, teenage Kenny Powers.
Teenage? I’m pretty sure that dudes forty.
that’s Courtney Stodden’s brother. those Stoddens just mature fast
If your junior high school was anything like mine (it was), there was definitely an 8th grader with a full moustache, and he definitely french-kissed Jinny Jane and totally beat up Arthur Prenzi.
to be fair, Arthur really had it coming
See? You WERE there.
Just because you’re dating a teen does not mean you are invited to the Teen Dance Eric! Just wait for Vicky in your truck with your Seger tapes and your six pack of Hamm’s like the other 40-year-olds.
I get older. They stay the same age.
he’s working on his Night Moves!
All I have to say about Pisces is: “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.”
All I wanted to say about him was “Sweatpants are always a good choice for grinding.”
I thought Pisces might be Kool Moe Dee…but Dee would never wear sweatpants to a slow dance competition.
he’d at least rock a matching track suit
nevermind, its just a robot that malfunctioned
Thank you, KO, just when I thought it couldn’t get any better.
I think that’s all Toni had to say too.
What, is there a pizza delivery guy convention in town?
This seems like an event that DJ and Steve would have gone to.
I believe Eric is the(very inappropriate)chaperone, because he is clearly 45.
Toni and Pisces don’t seem to be really feeling this slow jam, perhaps because they are currently both “counting” on other people. I think there’s going to be a serious talk during the commercial break!
Don’t worry about Pisces’ choice–Janine is his barber.
Unless I’m mistaken, Kelly is none other than the Kelly they are currently using to prop up Regis on LIVE (…with Regis and Kelly)
Yep, it is, and there is a creepmazing gif of her on the original fourfour post.
Too mad things didn’t work out between her and Mike. Hope things are going well for him and his mom.
*bad
Mike and Kelly are totally doing it. You can tell.
So this was the finale of So You Think You Can Slow Dance?
I wonder if this means that I dressed and looked like a rapist back than, because from what I can tell from this video EVERYONE looked like a rapist back then.
Our generation’s “MTV’s the Grind”
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