You know the company GE, from 30 Rock? Well they’re actually a real company outside of 30 Rock and they’re doing this thing on the internet now called The GE Show, which is a series of short web videos promoting all of the new alien technology they’re slowly releasing. It’s whatever. I’m not saying go watch “The GE Show” right now, I’m just telling you that that is a thing they’re doing on the internet and to be honest I didn’t watch any other videos than the one I’m going to be talking about. In the video I’ll be highlighting today, they ask a bunch of children about their predictions for the future of air travel and aeronautics. Oh, great. Who are they going to ask about their ideas for the future of air travel and aeronautics next, PETS? I’ll give you one guess about how smart their predictions are. 

Rockets on the wings? Blue fire? Batteries? 25 million apples? Airplane that goes in space? Hey kid, ever heard of A SPACESHIP? Where do you all get your ideas, THE PLAYGROUND GARBAGE? WHERE ALL THE DUMBEST KIDS THROW THEIR BAD IDEAS?

Obviously these things are the future of air travel:

  1. Teleportation instead of airplanes.

Duh you’re welcome. (Via LaughingSquid.)

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Comments (15)
  1. I had no idea Seth Rogen was the head of GE Aviation

  2. Apples? Are you kidding me? Don’t these kids know it’s BANANA week?!

    • You like apples? I use 25 million of them for one regional flight — how do you like them apples? -GE Hunting

  3. no clue what the airplane’s gonna look like, but I’m pretty damn sure that GE isn’t going to pay taxes when they sell one.

  4. “In the future, we will have materials that heal themselves when cracked. We will also install laser cannons and rocket launchers on all commercial aircraft, to protect us from terrorists. They will also be completely autonomous, to eliminate pilot error. I forsee no problems stemming from this whatsoever.” -GE

  5. Poor kids. Nobody had the heart to tell them that in the future, there won’t be any airplanes because nobody will be able to afford to fly after the US economy collapses completely.

  6. “What the…no, I said I wanted some mutherfucking Apples! I wanted Apples on this mutherfucking plane. Aw, heck. This isn’t…well this isn’t right at all. I can’t eat these.”

  7. My prediction for the future of aviation: I will sleep through 2/3 of Thor on a long-haul United flight.

  8. Y’know, for a bunch of kids, those are some pretty accurate depictions of Dale Carlson and Steve Fulton

  9. The Girly Show –> The GIRL-E Show –> The GE Show –> TGS –> TGS with Tracy Jordan.

    Just sayin.’

  10. Teleportation? Say what you will about air travel Gabe, but no one ever turned into a fly after taking a red eye to the east coast. I prefer living in a world without monkey-cats.

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