You guys, it’s my birthday today. Pretty impressive. To quote one of my Facebook wall posts, “very exciting.” Hahah. Indeed! (Thank you, Sarah.) It’s almost too much to handle for all of us, I’m sure. The only way to even deal with the tension and excitement is with a party. And where there is party smoke there is game fire. What? I had wine at lunch, THAT IS WHAT. Can we just play, already? It’s my special day. Don’t ruin it. So, Birthday Movies:

  • Catch Me If You Candles
  • Pin The American Tail On The Donkey
  • A Clear And Presents Danger
  • Half-Caked
  • Birthday of the Jackal

Fun! The greatest gift you could give me is 1,000 comments on this post. JUST KIDDING, I WILL TAKE A BEST BUY GIFT CARD, THANK YOU!

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  1. Journey to the Placenta of the Earth

  2. The Birthday After Tomorrow

  3. Pursuit of Happy-Birthday!

  4. Frosting / Nixon

  5. A Christmas Story

  6. Born on the Fourth of July

  7. Sixteen Hundred Candles

  8. Ice Cream and Cake Age

  9. The Birthday the Earth Stood Still

  10. Birthday Sex and the City

  11. wrapping paper moon.

  12. Over the Hills Have Eyes

  13. Gabes in Toyland

  14. The Birthday of a Nation

  15. Happy Gummo

  16. The Dark Cake Rises

  17. Down to Birth

  18. The Birthday After Tomorrow

  19. Pinata-apple Express

  20. 30 going on 13

  21. Monster’s Balloons

  22. Clear and Presents Danger

  23. Benjamin Button Two: LOST in the Buttons

  24. The Wrappening

  25. The Balloons, Candles, Streamers and Cake Shop Around The Corner

  26. C-Section 8

  27. The Gift.

    Oh, wait. This is Gabe we are talking about.

    The Gift (Receipt)

  28. The Thin Red Streamers

  29. The goody, bags, & the money

  30. Birthday Party Monster

  31. the after-birth of a nation

  32. The Goodie, The Bag, and The Ugly

  33. Confetti Air

  34. Many Happy Returns of the Jedi

  35. I wish I was clever enough to come up with one for Cool Hand Luke, because after my super funny Cool Hand Luke pun, I would say “no man can eat fifty pieces of birthday cake,” and it would be like, double whammy.

  36. Man of the Bounce House

  37. Precious: Based on the Novel “Just One More Bug Push” by Sapphire

  38. The Big Sleepover

  39. The Talented Mr. Ripley
    Iron Man
    Iron Man 2
    Shakespeare In Love
    A Perfect Murder
    Shallow Hal

  40. American Cakestory X.

  41. Cakob’s Ladder

  42. Dr Strangelove, or: How I learned to stop worrying about wrinkles and love my body as I age because with age comes wisdom and inner strength and then go skydiving

  43. From Here to Paternity

  44. Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner. Grandma and Grandpa, that’s who, and they have new socks and a card with a $5 bill inside for you, so you better be grateful, because some kids don’t even have grandparents.

  45. Funfetteen Wolf

  46. Birthday Bump Up The Volume

    • “bump” as in cocaine?

      • No, not cocaine, This:

        “The Bumps”, a torment common in countries such as the U.K., Ireland, and the U.S.,[1][2] involves the friends and family of the person whose birthday it is taking him or her by the arms and legs, and “bumping” him/her up into the air and down onto the floor.[1][3] The number of “bumps” given equals the age of the person in years plus one “for luck”.[1][3] Usually “the Bumps” are administered only to children, in part because as people grow up they become too heavy for the process.[1]”

        Maybe it’s a Canadian thing… That’s what you lose when you declare independence from England.

  47. Aging Bull

  48. Zach and Miri Make a Piñata

  49. Salo or 120 Birthdays of Sodom.

  50. Dude, Where’s My Period? (pre-birthday movies)

  51. Birthday Girl, Interrupted

  52. A-box-of-gifts Now

  53. [Make a] Death Wish

  54. For He’s a Jolly Good Fellowship of the Ring

  55. Hedwig and the Angry Pinch to Grow an Inch

  56. The UnE-vited.

  57. The Rise of the Planet of the Apes and You Smell Like One Too

  58. And Many More on Channel For Your Consideration

  59. Requiem for a Stream(er)

  60. Blue Velvet Cake

  61. Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead or Else it Won’t Come True!

  62. The Best Little Birthday in Texas

  63. Cake Night

  64. Follow that Birh….with yearly celebrations?

  65. The Ice Cream Cake Storm

  66. The Womb

    (“you are bearing me a son, Lisa!”*)

    *Gabe, I hope your mom’s name is Lisa

  67. Terminator 2: Brithday

  68. Daddy Birthday Camp

  69. Closer (To Death)

  70. The Fantastic Mr. Birthday

  71. Citizen Kake

  72. Bridge to Terabirthdaya

  73. The Greatest Movie Ever Old

  74. From Naked to Another Year: A Mike Leigh Collection

  75. C For Cake

  76. Birthday at Tiffany’s

  77. A Room with a Birthday

  78. The House of BIRTHDAYS!

  79. Birthday Birthday and the Deathly Birthday: Part Birthday

  80. Gone with the Gabe’s Birthday

  81. Thrill Bill (with a surprise birthday party)

  82. Exit Through the Gift Shop Because I Forgot to Buy a Present at the Real Store

  83. You Belong in a The Zookeeper

  84. Just Blow Out the Candles With It

  85. Cakes on a plane

  86. Catch me if your Candles

    –I am totally late to this party.

  87. *you. Late AND a typo? UGH

  88. Limitlesscake

  89. The Ten (Best Presents Ever)

  90. Cakes Away

    - I am late to this party, but I think I am just now getting it.

  91. Of Mice and Many Mooooooore

  92. Schindler’s Cake

  93. Rise of the Planet of the Cakes

  94. Frosting/Nixon

  95. The Indian in the Cupcake

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