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What? It’s a fire-breathing pony robot. What about it? That is my impression of these dudes. “Hey Trey, apparently this dude’s never seen a fire-breathing pony robot before.” “That’s hilarious. Punch him in the dick, and then let’s walk to Taco Bell.” The guy wearing a skirt and talking on his cellphone in the background is like “You gotta get down here, man, there is a fire-breathing pony robot. Yeah, I’m serious. What? No, I’m not wearing a skirt!” But by the time his friend shows up it will be too late because these two nonchalant dudes will already be sitting in a booth at Taco Bell with their fire-breathing pony robot enjoying a half-dozen crunch wraps supreme. They are so over it. (Via BoingBoing.)
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I remember my first fire-breathing pony robot…
Well, Gabe asks us to set aside the nostalgia and make something new, and we get… results?
I remember when he asked us to do that. Good times.
hey, do you guys remember Pony Day? That was a great day.
Finally, the Transformers/My Little Pony crossover we’ve all been waiting for.
Clearly this was the mane attraction.
I love the smell of neigh-palm in the morning.
# Ican’tstophorsingaround.
No worries. It’s refreshing to see such unbridled passion for puns.
Who’s hungry for some char-grilled Belmont steaks??
Someone was finally brave enough to ask what would happen if a Targaryen fucked a horse.
Apparently, what would happen is that Facetaco would immediately do a Google search for “Targaryen” in order to understand this reference.
Ha. I actually had to use Google to make sure I was spelling ‘Targaryen’ correctly.
A fire breathing horse would be useful in the coming winter.
Cue the Jon Snow fan fiction. And while they’re at it, let’s give his wolf, Ghost, laser eyes. After all, winter is coming.
Exclusive footage from next summer’s Rise of the Planet of the Ponies.
I am torn between finding this quite charming and boggling over the continued presence of the utilikilt.
Is it a robot pony or a pony robot?
robopony, ENGAGE
That a weird little dragon, dude.
I’m starting to like ponies now.
And I forgot to put my mask on. Dammit.
My Little Pony: Friendship is FIRE
After a dozen crunch wrap supremes, that’s not the only orifice that’ll be shooting fire!
I never would have believed there’d be a time in my life where I couldn’t make it through even 25 seconds of fire-breathing pony robot footage. #iguessthisisgrowingup
Gabe, that skirt is obz a Utilikilt. What I am more confused about is whether the pink thing on that guy’s head is a mohawk or the world’s saddest beret.