Here is Mark Laroche, President and CEO of Canada Lands Company (“Duh, we know.”), getting a tour of EdgeWalk, which is a thing that will open in August on the CN Tower in Canada and hooooooly moly. Is anyone else on the floor? One second I was at my computer watching a video and then all of a sudden I was on the floor, I don’t know what happened. But I do feel really dizzy. Where are we? What is going on. Ooohh no. I remember now. I was watching a nightmare! Apparently “the edge walkers will be tethered to a safety cable, allowing their hands to remain free” on “the tallest free-standing structure in the Western Hemisphere, at 1,815 feet in height.” Hahah, OH GREAT! That sounds awesome. Where do I sign up? Here? On this thing that says death certificate? You have to sign your own death certificate? You do? If you go on this EdgeWalk thing? That makes sense. (Via LaughingSquid.)

Comments (33)
  1. Don’t look doown, eh.

  2. I’ve been getting Vertigo from The Edge for years. U2?

  3. Ironically, this video cannot be viewed in Canada.

  4. Great EdgeWalk. Mediocre video. I give this two out of five “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”s.

  5. u r breathtaking but ur bitch

  6. I have way too many flying dreams, falling dreams and compulsions to jump off tall things for this to ever be a plausible vacation spot. I’ve had dreams where I’ve fallen and hit the ground and continued dreaming. No thank you. Now let’s watch that video of that dude climbing that tall radio antennae or whatever that was.

  7. I have it on good authority that the CN Tower belongs to the dead.

  8. Kelly, have you considered consulting with Dr. Birdie over this fear of heights? I know she’s booked well into the fall, but fortunately some peanut butter smeared on a Snausage will get you to the top of the waiting list.

  9. Good news everyone! I just went to the website, and minimum age requirement is thirteen. Dream family vacation. Also, they encourage everyone to lean precariously off the building.

  10. This video is a great metaphor for how the Yankees and the Red Sox view Toronto in the AL East.

  11. Taking one for the team: Bluestockings edition!!!!!!

  12. Every so often a video on this site makes me reflexively close the entire videogum tab on my browser. Stopping the video or hitting the back arrow just doesn’t seem like it will be enough. This video was one of those videos.

  13. “It’s hot up here.” Well, you’re very close to the sun, sir.

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