• If you thought it was difficult before, it’s now almost IMPOSSIBLE to tell which one is Turtle and which one is Gabe. -BWE
  • Mad Men is streaming on Netflix right now! -Netflix
  • WTF is going on with Ricky Gervais, guys? I really don’t like him anymore, I don’t think! He’s reminding me of all the boyfriends I had in the first three years of high school, and then the last one that I had. I hope that one’s not reading this. Hello! -Huffington Post
  • Horrible Bosses may get a sequel, titled either Horribler Bosses or Even More Horrible Bosses. Vote now! Just kidding. Except for the first part. -Us
  • Here’s your first look at Jason Segal as Mark Duplass in the Duplass Brother’s upcoming movie, Jeff, Who Lives At Home. -First Showing
  • FilmDrunk’s Comic-Con photo diary, part three. IT’S LIKE WE WERE THERE TOO! -FilmDrunk
  • If you don’t enjoy Pixar music medleys, well, you are too specific about the things that you don’t like and you’re beyond help. -TheDailyWhat
  • Here’s a clip from the next Simpsons Halloween episode, featuring Ned as Dexter. Ugh Halloween is going to be here soon and then it will be winter again!! Boooo. -EW
  • Congratulations to everyone on It’s Always Sunny for having all of the babies in the whole world. You will all be great mothers and fathers, I’m sure. Please can I have some DVDs of your tv show. -The Superficial
  • I don’t get tired of reading articles about how Tina Fey is a comedic genius, do you? If so don’t read this article. -Slate
  • What are Rob Pat and Kris Stew up to in London, you ask? I don’t know, loving each other? Enjoying each others company? Being happy? Jeeeeze, you are very nosey. -Celebuzz
  • I like this poster of Ryan Gosling and George Clooney for Ides of March. Do you like it? -Just Jared
  • Happy Birthday, Stanley Kubrick. I used to tell all of my film major friends in college that you were my favorite director only because I like The Shining. Congratulations! What an honor. -Movieline
Comments (27)
  1. Ricky Gervais is an atheist? I hadn’t heard. -No One

  2. The one on the left is Gabe duh like so easy.

    • You can tell it’s Gabe since he doesn’t smell of Axe and Funyuns, he smells of Birdie and Macbook

    • I thought Kelly was the one on the left?

    • I read somewhere that The Human Centipede: The Final Penultimate Sequence will be about a demented doctor, named Doctor Demento, who kidnaps Gabe Delahaye and Entourage Turtle (is that his name? That should be his name), knocks them out (with his American thighs), and then stitches them together, so one literally cannot tell where Gabe ends and Turtle begins.

  3. Yaaay! Afternoon links! If I can be honest, I used to not like the afternoon links posts, but now, I love them. Kind of like how I felt about cream cheese. Keep up the good work Kelly!

  4. Kelly, if your a Kubrick-head, this is a fun little video essay on the eerie spatial inconsistencies in The Shining. It doesn’t really cover any new ground, but it gets into more detail than most of the theories about this.


  5. That’s right, Kelly. It will soon be all cold. One day, you’ll go outside and realize that you should have put a jacket on and then you’ll know that the time of FLW is at hand!

  6. I get the weirdest feeling that if I knew Ricky Gervais socially, we would either be frenemies, or he would have a huge man-crush on me and I would have to actively avoid him.

  7. Oh shit! Charlie looks so happy!

  8. Ricky Gervais doesn’t actually think those photos are ‘controversial’, right? He’s just making fun of the entire concept of attempting to create controversy, and how aiming to do so immediately contradicts and cancels out ‘shock factor’, with extremely dry British wit, yes? Lorry!

  9. I read somewhere that there’s nothing wrong with being a Christian comedian unless you insist on known as a Christian Comedian, which is advice Ricky Gervais desperately needs to contextualize for himself.

  10. The Ricky Gervais as Jesus picture makes me uncomfortable. Not in the “I am offended by this” way, but the “out drinking with a cousin who starts doing a strip tease on the bar, oh god there is not enough therapy in the world” way.

  11. Uh, how was that movie at all Jennifer Aniston’s Horrible Bosses?

  12. I feel sort of disgusting having almost immediatelly thought to myself “It’s R. PATZ and K STEW, not Rob Pat and Kris Stew.” It’s sort of the same feeling I get when I hold my hands under a faucet for five seconds before realizing I have to turn it on myself, or when I try to open the door to my house with the car remote thing. Thank you, American dream.

  13. I love The Waitress and all, but she looks like a pregnant hooker from the ’80s.

  14. mods, please change my name to trick baby

  15. I think everyone’s missing the point of the Gervais Jesus photo – it doesn’t really matter if you agree with it or not, if you’re religious or not, if you think the cross is a sacred symbol that ought not be used for such displays. That is not what this is about. I think we can all rally around the fact (yes, fact) that it takes courage and conviction to throw on a pair of mom jeans and pull them up so hard that you end up with a men’s cameltoe (mameltoe?) and then take off your shirt and then post that picture to the internet for all to see. Bravo, Mr. Gervais.

  16. I liked Ricky Gervais more when he wasn’t begging for validation.

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