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Put on your tinfoil hats! Grab your water bottles! Grab your Reese’s Pieces™! Grab your athletic sneakers! Grab your lightest clothing but bring a a few items so you can layer! Grab your cell phone and your charger! Grab some chapstick! Maybe some mascara, basically your desert island cosmetics! Put it all in a backpack! Now GTFOOOOO!
As you will see in this Google Earth video, Aliens have invaded the earth, specifically the airspace over Cape Town, South Africa. As any thinking human knew, it was only a matter of time before our quiet planet got the alien wakeup call it DESERVED. And that time has come. Will they be nice? NO. OF COURSE NOT. They aren’t here to make friends. Why would they come to Earth to make friends? They have ENOUGH friends back on planet bing b0op. They are here to win. And for them Winning™, which is a reference that they have just received and is brand new to them so BE PREPARED, is murdering you and your family and leaving Earth as just another rock in a big place full of rocks (space). Oh well, we had a good run. Did you think they’d let us steal all that alien technology (iPhone, Apple TV, Kindle, Ketchup Robot) for free? Give me a break! Click through for the chilling evidence IF YOU DARE.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! And they look exactly how we’ve imagined them for a million+ years. Or maybe they’re shape-shifters and have just taken on our preconceived image of them in order to better alert us to their presence. Or MAYBE aliens are not invading and they just send their alien pets to Earth sometimes to scare us and those are their alien pet carrying cases. And they’re like, “Huh, it’s weird that you figured out the carrying cases?” And they really kind of respect us for that, but not that much because also they’re not travelling around in carrying cases for their pets. Whatever the case, it’s very clear that aliens have invaded and we are about to die at their hand. Oh well. Bye, guys! It’s a cookbook! (Via reddit.)
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Maybe El Chupacabra was an alien all along, and they came to take revenge for his death.
No, they’re obviously here to assist in debt ceiling negotiations.
“We come in peace and also to get involved in petty political posturing.” – aliens
“E.T. PHONE HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE BROKER.”
“COMPLAIN ABOUT EXORBITANT INTEREST RATES, OUCH.”
What’s that saucer doing in Capetown? Shouldn’t it be sawing the Washington Monument in half or something?
The truth is (way) out there.
If only we were still cowboys we could have beaten these aliens. Now we all have to die/become slaves forever. Cryface/Slaveface.
Aliens in South Africa? Hahaha, welcome to 2009, dude!
Prawns! They came back for him!
See, even aliens get lost using Google maps.
Calm down everyone. That is obviously just two pie tins put together with nothing but shaving cream inside addressed to one Mr. Rupert Murdoch, Captain of the S.S. Evil.
fake and gayliens
This is good proof. No one can alter a photo on the Internet.
Willie Geist is really disappointed in the navigation skills of our new alien overlords.
I get this.
Just wait until one of these drunkards crashes their nuclear powered saucer into a city center.
Forget the flying saucer, who’s the smokin’ hot lady sitting on the railing outside the lighthouse at 1:06?
You caught me capt clown. And the “flying saucer” is my hat. It blew away and I though I’d never see it again. Hi hat!
Martin Gamal strikes again!
Speaking of aliens, does anyone listen to the Thrilling Adventure Hour podcast (or actually gone to their live shows at The Largo at the Coronet Theater)? ‘Sparks Nevada: Marshall on Mars’ is SO GOOD.
Not gonna lie, the generally dismissive tone towards aliens and foil hats that this site consistently displays is a little off-putting.
Hey buddy, if you don’t like it, don’t read it. It’s not as if you have anything invested in this site, like you’ve had its logo inked into your flesh or something. Oh, right.
They started on their anchor babies as soon as they landed.