
Hard to believe Ryan Gosling Week is already over. So sad. I’m going to miss you, Ryan Gosling Week. But what if I told you that IT ISN’T OVER YET! Whoa. Because after the jump we’ve got a brand new Ryan Gosling Movie Trailer!!!! Yay. Live every week like it’s Ryan Gosling Week, etc. It is a trailer for a movie called Drive and it looks VERY GOOD. There is also a trailer for the new Justin Timberlake movie from the guy who did Gattaca, and a creepy Daniel Craig trailer, and a new Wong Kar Wai movie that looks neat. Man, Ryan Gosling Week is the best!
Drive
Guys, this looks REALLY GOOD! Like, the first half of the trailer is compelling enough because it hits a lot of the right action buttons but is also vague enough that you’re not quite sure what this movie is even about, but then the second half? When the music slows down? And it just becomes art? Nice. Even if somehow this movie disappoints us, and Best Director at Cannes prize suggests that it won’t, but even if it does, no one will ever be able to take this wonderful trailer away from us.
In Time
This could really go either way, but no matter what it is a total win-win! The movie could turn out to be well done and cool but with interesting things to say about mortality and gross economic disparities. I liked Gattaca, so this could be like that. Somewhat more likely is that this is a failure, because it looks very complicated and somewhat (plentywhat) cheesey. But if it does turn out that it’s a failure, I think it’s going to be a grandiose, over-reaching, MEGA failure, which will be just as incredible and entertaining as a good movie. So, either way, we win.
Paranormal Activity 3
I’ve never seen the other Paranormal Activity movies (although my name is in the credits), and this one was directed by the guys who made Catfish so it looks like that streak will be unbroken.
Dream House
Spooky! It’s kind of like Shutter Island minus the ridiculous Boston accents and painfully predictable O’Henry style ending and in a house. Or perhaps it is more like The Others minus the Dr. House M.D. diseases. (Incidentally, I have not actually seen Shutter Island but I have no qualms making fun of it, and I saw The Others in the theater and thought it was great. Tally your scores.) Also: DANIEL CRAIG!
The Grand Master
Wong Kar Wai kind of biffed it with My Blueberry Nights, but he is still very good at his job, and although this trailer doesn’t tell us a single thing about what this movie is even about, WHO CARES?! It is a kung fu fight scene in the rain! From the new Wong Kar Wai movie! You had me at Grand.
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Christina Hendricks in a hoodie! Talk about burying the lede…
Would that this hoodie were a see through hoodie amirite?
Out, out, brief hoodie.
2 Christina 2 Hendricks
also guys this trailer is only okay, and A Good Old Fashioned Orgy is kind of a bad title, but Jason Sudekis, Tyler Labine, Leslie Bibb, Lake Bell, Nick Kroll, Lindsay Sloane, Lucy Punch, and Will Forte are all great
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810115975/video/26005437
I like that there’s a description for why the movie is rated R: “for pervasive strong sexual content, graphic nudity and language.” Ya think?
Justin Timberlake join the team of people that due to overexposure I have grown tiresome of…
there’s a spot on the bench next to Russell, Ken, and James
Keri Russell, Ken Marino, and James Van Der Beek?
Simmons, Watanabe, and Woods
JKJKLOLOLOL
Brand, Jeong, and Franco (yep)
#KenMarino4life
So RyGo (that’s what all the cool people are calling him) is just stealing Jason Statham’s roles now? Looks good!
I’d really like a GoslingQuest video.
Okay guys, before you definitely go see DRIVE, hop on your Netflix or whatever and watch the PUSHER trilogy then BRONSON, because Nicolas Winding Refn is the shit and you won’t ever be sorry for watching his films.
I didn’t even know about all the other actors in DRIVE (Albert Brooks! Christina Hendricks! Ron Perlman!). I only knew about Gosling, Cranston and Mulligan. That cast looks great! I am so filth-flarn-filthing stoked!
Except maybe Valhalla Rising. I have a half-Norwegian friend and though it would be fun to watch a Viking movie together and man, were we ever tripping on that movie. It starts out as super violent Viking film, so awesome, but the second half is such a surrealistic minimalist alagory for going to Hell we watched it in utter disbelief.
But yeah, I’m going to watch the shit out of Drive.
And apparently Bryan Cranston too! This is the best/most random cast since the 1998 cinema treasure You’ve Got Mail. Seriously, what was Dave Chappelle doing in there?
Being awesome. Getting paid. I love that movie.
Woah In Time looks like a bag of shit. Why would your lifespan become currency? I can’t see the entire human race embracing a 25 year old cap on life when most people live way longer than that, and I can’t see anyone buying anything except NECESSITIES when anything you bought would take time off your life. COFFEE is not a necessity.
I did not watch the trailer, but the whole life cap thing is classic sci-fi (classic!). See Logan’s Run*.
*Being remade.
me watching the “in time” trailer: bored, bored, bored, “OMG PETE CAMPBELL! I WILL SEE THIS MOVIE FOREVER!”, wait…what’s happening?
Does anyone else think Ryan Gosling’s face is just extremely… punchable?
I just wanna punch it.
You’re just jealous!