Posted on Nov 6th, 2008 by Gabe 2 Comments

Christina Aguilera is in a new Target commercial, so she’s basically your mom now.

(via Just Jared)

Wait, apparently her new CD is being released exclusively at Target. Siiiick. So many people are going to rush there to buy it. The lines are probably going to be crazy. Your mom is going to come home and be like “I tried to go to Tar-jay but I couldn’t get in.” That’s what makes Aguilera’s new song about being a “superbitch” so edgy and in your face is that it’s like, totally aggressive and punk rock and can be located two aisles over from the purple sweatpants.

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Comments (2)
  1. Chadams  |   Posted on Nov 6th, 2008

    Yup. I’ll allow it. Hello new mom!

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  2. Darren87  |   Posted on Nov 6th, 2008

    Didn’t you hear?

    Walking around looking like a deranged Comic-Con reject with the world’s most abrasive singing voice is totally the new mom jean.

    Reply

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