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Pretty sure we’re going to get a hung jury with this one (NO PUNNO). I mean, if the dude really came into the Pizza Hut three times without buying anything, I’m not sure that you can claim this is a simple case of intolerance, although I do love how they point out that the manager ONLY kicked him out because he’d come in three times without buying anything “and because of the way he was dressed.” Well, right. Way to muddy the waters, your honor. SUSTAINED! Also: who goes to a Pizza Hut three times without buying anything? It’s not that fun in there. Oh, it’s fun if you’re eating delicious pizza, but just for hanging out? And maybe I’ve just gotten used to New York’s high-caliber drag queens, but this guy seems like he could hardly even be bothered to put any effort into it. Like, if it turned out that he was not so much expressing his freedom to choose his gender identity so much as wearing a dress because it is laundry day, I would have found that just as convincing. Oh well. The one thing we can all agree upon is that the old grandma in the parking lot needs to stuff some pizza into that mouth and shut it. Love grandmas! Hate grandmas’ opinions on most things! (Via Eater.)
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The crust wasn’t the only thing that was stuffed.
We won’t live in a truly free society until crossdressers can go into restaurants without ordering anything as often as they’d like.
Ha, BING is all “huh, what’d you say”
Which does kind of prove that Pizza Hut doesn’t care about cross-dressing.
I think he’s lucky, to be honest. Every time I’ve eaten at Pizza Hut I find myself wishing someone had stopped me.
Safe to say that NY Pizza and Draq Queens > than most other places on earth. Sure, some places may have better pizza. And some may have better Drag Queens. But nobody does pizza AND Drag Queens as we do.
But how does Pizza Hut feel about Men wearing people dresses?
I agree with the laundry day thing, because that does not fit him. The boob holster is way too high. It doesn’t look comfortable, which is pretty much the primary purpose of sundresses.
Now, “boob holster”–is that the technical term?
It should be! It’s probably more descriptive than whatever the actual term is. I don’t know the actual term though, that’s why I always call that part the boob holster.
bodice? or is that too ren-faire?
That doesn’t exclusively describe boob-holsters though, just the general breastal area of a garment. Boob holsters refers to the specific spaces for boobs. Like a bikini top but attached to a non-bikini garment such as a tank top or sundress.
Little Caesars would’ve been thrilled to have this guy inside, even if he didn’t buy anything.
But where do we draw the line, people? What if, say, he wanted to come into Pizza Hut wearing a horse?
Pizza Hut is really going overboard with their sausage pizza promotion.
He didn’t buy anything because he was just checking it out for when he can redeem his BOOK IT summer Vogue and Marie Claire reading certificate.
Gus Fring would have let him sit in Los Pollos Hermanos for days.
Who hangs out at a Pizza Hut? Is he 13? Did his dad drop him off?
Everyone knows the cool drag queens hang out at Showbiz Pizza, anyway.
Lamewad.
Whenever I hear the words hung jury, I think of this:
“All rise for acting’s highest honor, Judge Reinhold. Judge Reinhold is neither a real judge, nor has he received acting’s highest honor.“
I love how ‘regular customers’ = one grandma.
Also, I think the general manager gave him a fake name. Rusty Floored?
And just like that, another Tyler Perry movie writes itself.
That was a really short dress though. I’m pretty sure I’d be kicked out of a Pizza Hut for aimlessly wandering around in that.
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Do you free transport to Pizza Hut? Because this guy needs a bigger dress.