Whoa. Ted Danson is replacing Laurence Fishburne on CSI. Ted Danson is great! I could watch him analyze the tire prints on a PHONE BOOK and find it entertaining.

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  1. Oh man, I sure hope he’s still got some blackface left. That joke NEVER gets old!

  2. I can only hope this is part of a master plan to slowly phase out the flagship CSI by transforming it into Bored to Death one character at a time.

  3. I think Ted Danson’s character on Bored to Death is my favorite fictional character ever. I guess it’s too much to hope that his CSI character will be exactly the same.

    • Yeah, his Bored to Death character is fantastic. I just learned the other day that he’s meant to be based on a combination of George Plimpton and Christopher Hitchens, hence “George Christopher.”

    • His “Damages” character was no slouch, either.

      There’s just something great about watching Sam Malone do blow off a hooker’s bosom.

  4. If we know what the killer looks like, but still need to know his identity, then we need to go…

    *puts sunglasses on*

    where everybody knows his name.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  5. I am far too busy to Photoshop Ted Danson fighting Neo in a Matrix kung-fu dojo, so please accept this cat under a bedsheet as substitute.

    Look! He’s in the Matrix!

  6. Maybe he can solve the unexplained phenomenon that was Becker.

  7. When was the last time anyone left fingerprints on a phone book?!

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