Whoa. Ted Danson is replacing Laurence Fishburne on CSI. Ted Danson is great! I could watch him analyze the tire prints on a PHONE BOOK and find it entertaining.
Oh man, I sure hope he’s still got some blackface left. That joke NEVER gets old!
I really feel like I need to point out for anybody who doesn’t know (as I didn’t until about a month ago), this really happened.
Strangely enough, he was dating Whoopi at the time and she helped write that skit.
I can only hope this is part of a master plan to slowly phase out the flagship CSI by transforming it into Bored to Death one character at a time.
I like the way you think.
i thought Bored to Death WAS CSI: Ted Danson
So what’s Kelsey Grammer doing these days? Besides crashing expensive cars into things and marrying people? Think he has time to play a serial killer? Named Sideshow Bob? Because I would totally watch that.
Seriously you guys, I can’t wait for the inevitable parade of guest stars from Cheers.
I think Ted Danson’s character on Bored to Death is my favorite fictional character ever. I guess it’s too much to hope that his CSI character will be exactly the same.
Yeah, his Bored to Death character is fantastic. I just learned the other day that he’s meant to be based on a combination of George Plimpton and Christopher Hitchens, hence “George Christopher.”
His “Damages” character was no slouch, either.
There’s just something great about watching Sam Malone do blow off a hooker’s bosom.
If we know what the killer looks like, but still need to know his identity, then we need to go…
*puts sunglasses on*
where everybody knows his name.
He’s still working on that step. He hasn’t quite got it figured out yet.
I am far too busy to Photoshop Ted Danson fighting Neo in a Matrix kung-fu dojo, so please accept this cat under a bedsheet as substitute.
Look! He’s in the Matrix!
This is the cutest gif! I love the dramatic pause (dramatic paws?) and the look at the camera at the end, that is the best.
Maybe he can solve the unexplained phenomenon that was Becker.
Well I know why I watched it:
Stop the presses. Who is that?
Shawnee Smith, former Becker cast member and half of the future reality show “The Tacos.”
Beware the taco carrying a copy of Catcher in the Rye under his arm.
Also she used to be BFFs with Jigsaw
When was the last time anyone left fingerprints on a phone book?!
Probably the last time somebody used it without gloves.
So, the last time a character on CSI: Miami found a phone book used as a murder weapon.
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