• Horrible Bosses director Seth Gordon wants to remake King of Kong as an Office-style mockumentary, as if he can hear all of your prayers. -FilmDrunk
  • What do you think Draco Malfoy’s rapper name is going to be? Lil’ Dray? Dramo? Blondy? Probably one of those three but who knows. -Blackbook
  • AMC online has a game you can play where you get to be Jesse from Breaking Bad if you’re a nerd who also likes cool stuff like Breaking Bad. -AMC
  • Gwyneth Paltrow has lots more fun than we do and she looks better in a bikini than most of us probably but alsoooooooooo I don’t know, we’re all happy with our own lives for the most part, right? -The Superficial
  • James Franco is a lot of things but guess which thing he’s not. -Dlisted
  • Richard Simmons planking, because that’s the world you live in. -TheDailyWhat
  • Watch Leighton Meester sing and look nice and answer questions in the video interview. -Just Jared
  • Elizabeth Banks has joined the cast of the What to Expect When You’re Expecting movie. Elizabeth! Remember when she was had that little part in Catch Me If You Can? I like her. -Celebuzz
  • Kristen Stewart will not play Casey Anthony. Anxiously awaiting the rest of the who-Kristen-Stewart-will-not-play list. I hope Kelly Conaboy’s not on there. I don’t know what other actress could accurately portray that character. Maybe Mila Kunis, see if she’s available. -IDLYITW
  • Speaking of, Mila Kunis IS going to attend that Marine ball with that Marine! Awwww. -HuffPo
  • Helena Bonham Carter proves herself to be a real Hugh Jackman. -Movieline
Comments (8)
  1. Here’s another thing James Franco is not: interesting.

  2. Whoops I just joined the Marines.

  3. Drako Malfoi

  4. Sleazaryn

    Sluts and Snakes : but maybe this is a working album title?

    Female-foy

  5. I’ve got to go with Franco on this one. Gawker sucks.

  6. Ha ha, Gwyneth! I just noticed an external imperfection (as opposed to your internal one, which is your mind). You have an outie! That’s an imperfection, right? I think I will sleep better tonight knowing that.

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