Late last week, Copper Cab posted a new video (after the jump) and it’s just Classic Cab. He yells a lot! About the haters! Even more Classic Cab of him, he makes very complicated and confusing arguments that sound vaguely threatening and maybe racist. Like, in this new video, he talks about how people need to stop leaving negative comments on his YouTube page because it’s illegal? And at first you are like, well, no, that’s definitely not true. And then he goes on to explain that he gets so many negative comments that some of the “haters” (his word) must be from other countries. Holmes. Copper Holmes. ERGO, if they are from other countries then they don’t have freedom of speech. Oh brother. What? So, in conclusion, your honor, if you are from a foreign country don’t leave negative comments on Copper Cab’s YouTube page because you will go to the jail from Brokedown Palace. Probably. Look it up. Look up laws, crimes, international justice, and Claire Danes. Then, Copper Cab starts complaining about people leaving negative comments on his old videos. “Those are so old,” he points out. Because if there is one thing about Copper Cab it is that he is always moving forward and looking ahead. The rolling stone gathers no HATERS. He points out that the original video that got him so many haters in the first place, Gingers Do Have Souls, is a year old. Whoa! That IS old. Except it’s not a year old. It’s a YEAR AND A HALF old. That is too old. Enough. Today we must say goodbye to Copper Cab. Let us give him a Viking Funeral, by setting the Internet on fire and shoving it out to sea.

One last Copper Cab rant, and then let each of us grab a handful of e-dirt and toss it into the iGrave.

Goodbye, Copper Cab!

Good luck and godspeed, (14-year-)old friend.

Comments (26)
  1. iHeaven just got a little more Copper Cab.

  2. why can’t we all get along?

    ohhHOhh, whyyyyy can’t we all get alO-ong, yeah…..

  3. Is he wearing a wedding ring?!?!?

  4. 4,434 personas prefieren Ginger Rogers – youtube comentarista

  5. Those haters aren’t from other countries. They’re just Baby Friday’s students doing their homework.

  6. I hope this doesn’t turn him in to a Martyr for the Ginger cause. Heaven forbid he descend to the dead and rise after three days.

  7. Thank goodness. I dislike him very much. (No jokes here, gummers, sorry. I dislike him a lot and I am happy that we will stop giving him attention.)

  8. Seriously though, we’re all from America, right? a/s/l?

  9. Seems like if we’re gonna play Copper Cab out, we should at least give him the dignity of having a song from a ginger.

    And as our lives change
    From whatever
    We will still be
    Friends Forever


    I tide fashion Good-looking, not expensive Free transport

  11. Red-headed men don’t tell (good) tales.

  12. I am glad to see that he find dub-step raves as upsetting as I do. One love CopperCab!

  13. The worst part is when Copper Cab commits some terrible crime in the future, they’re going to blame the internet, and not Copper Cab.

  14. Who would’ve thought a clearly disturbed, angry kid with a chip on his shoulder, would some day say something offensive?

  15. His facial hair is weird. And also, gingers don’t have soul patches.

  16. Oh, I’ll miss him! Good thing I follow his girlfriend on Tumblr.

  17. but WHERE is the rap video he’s been promising us for so long?!

  18. it’s extra good if you play both videos in this post simultaneously.

    “Later I’m going to a dubstep rave.”
    “weep not foooorr the memorieeeeees”
    “I might make a video of it.”

  19. I love how we’re looking at a truck peacefully, and then he pops up and brings the pain. Even better was the way he would start to talk calmly, but he’d season it with sprinkles of yelling. “I’ll bring my camera to the dub-step rave and maybe upload a video tomorrow OR SOMETHING, I DONT KNOW? OK?”

  20. Is Copper Cab real? I’ve never really understood the whole “Copper Cab” thing, as it seems preposterous that some 15 (?) year old kid out there could be that mad constantly and even willing to put his anger up on the internet for everyone to identify him (obviously some people know who he really is?).

    Like, the original Copper Cab video seems like it could come from a genuine place of kids making fun of him for “being a ginger,” although that is not actually an insult, but the whole thing continuing, often without direction? It just feels fake. Like eventually he will whip out a Samsung Galaxy and tell all the haters he’s better than them but the cool kids can get one now! Promotional!

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