Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the ignorant harpy who is usually awful, wasn’t today, when she gave an impassioned and, darn it, pretty classy speech on The View about accepting her candidate’s crushing loss and Obama’s historic victory. It’s okay, we can watch this and still hate her tomorrow, and it’s fun to see her not get her way, even if she eats her humble pie with a tasteful fork:

They even fist-bumped! The rest of The View was strangely not-insane as well, except for one part where Whoopie said that Obama’s election means that young men might start pulling up their pants. But because I’m feeling generous, I’m going to (sort of) ignore that part.

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Comments (2)
  1. I like how she vomits in her mouth a little bit before she says “He won”

  2. I’m guessing Whoopi said that because their beloved MILF Palin will go back to Alaska and never be allowed in the lower 48 ever again.

    Now they can stop masturbating so fiercely and getting their TVs and internet machines pregnant.

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