NamAWWWste! Get it?! CHANGE THE COLOR OF YOUR AURA IF YOU GET IT. I bet this baby only buys local produce and smells like a bong. I bet this baby spent six months in an ashram trying to find herself. I bet this baby batik’s her own jumpers. I bet this baby tells people to put their cigarettes out even when they are outside. I bet this baby makes her own kambucha. I bet this baby has a spirit animal but won’t tell anyone what it is for fear of breaking their sacred bond. GET A JOB, BABY! (Thanks for the tip, Funtastik.)

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Comments (23)
  1. Eat. Play. Laugh. Grow.

  2. This baby wrote a memoir and called it “Poop, Nap, Crawl”.

  3. This baby potentially has an asshole for a parent.

    Go be a baby, baby!

  4. This baby potentially has an asshole for a parent.

    Go be a baby, baby!

  5. Looks like the sequels to Baby Geniuses have really gone downhill.

  6. Looks like the sequels to Baby Geniuses have really gone downhill.

  7. I bet this baby forwards lots of emails about how cosmetics and sunscreen and every other consumer product will give you cancer.

  8. This baby’s favorite pose? CHILD’S POSE

  9. I babysit a few toddlers and this is what they do anyway because they barely have bones. If you want to film and and call it yoga, sure, but you’re a liar. Just saying.

  10. And there are a ton of videos of adults doing Nia, which makes them look like 2-year-olds.

  11. she is way too young to be going through her midlife crisis.

  12. My 1 year old could kick this 2 year old’s ass.

  13. I prefer the smoking toddler. He makes me think I’ve made better life decisions.

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