“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.” – Gwyneth Paltrow

Comments (32)
  1. i’ve had a crap morning today, so forgive me in advance for being so crass, but what a classist bitch.

  2. “Canned cheese is whack!” -Whitney Houston

  3. Well, I’d rather smoke pot than eat cheese from a can. The irony is that smoking pot greatly increases the likelihood of me eating cheese from a can.

  4. The weird thing is when she does eat cheese from a can, she also uses a broken lightbulb.

  5. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can. ” – Gwyneth Paltrow

    I think this is more correct.

  6. Gabe, are you sure she is not self aware?

  7. The other quotes are pretty deplorable:

    She can “eat any man under a table” and says, “I drink constantly while I’m cooking,” — “Wine, either colour.”

    And you know she pronounced the U in “colour.”

  8. So many people are taking this as a criticism of cheese from a can. I prefer to interpret it as Gp proclaiming her love of smoking crack.

  9. this reminds me of a GQ interview a couple years ago with Keith Richards where the interviewer basically said, “You’ve been known as a severe, undiscerning drug addict for decades how are you still alive?” and he answered, “i don’t eat cheese, mate. that shit is poison.”

    me being a midwesterner, i take to cheese like Keef would to smack…neither of us care where it comes from.

  10. “Thin line between heaven and cheese from a can.”-Bubbs

  11. more useful info from an average, working mom

  12. I’d rather goop the goop then goop a goop, you know what I’m saying? – GP

  13. Yellow Tops! Got them Yellow Tops!

  14. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat Gwyneth Paltrow.” –Clifwith1f

  15. Is there anyway we can actually make this happen? Don’t say things you don’t mean Gwynneth,


  16. He doesn’t agree.

  17. “Let them eat cake.” – Gwyneth Paltrow, constantly. (But yea, cheese from a can does sound gross.)

    • “Let them eat gluten-free organic Croquembouche*, my good friend Jay-Z simply adores it”- Gwyneth Paltrow

      *I googled “fancy name for cake” to learn this word and 1) google finished the phrase as soon as I got to the c in cake 2) This shit looks delicious

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.