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Very good plan. Very good DVR description. See also these DVR descriptions and these DVR descriptions. (Via BuzzFeed.)
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Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Gratuitous nudity is a contradiction in terms.
Available Until 12/26/2011
Charlie Sheen, Bijou Phillips
HD Version. HD Television & Cablebox required. Angels in Heaven plot to send a guardian angel [Robert Wagner] to show a suicidal man what the lives of his loved ones would be like if he had never been born. Good plan. An homage and reimagining of the original movie, but updated with gratuitous nudity. Very good plan.
i have failed to mention this is called It’s A Wonderful Life. [to my bass player] Is the mike on? let’s try it again. I don’t think they heard it….
“Braaaaaaaains” – 1968 zombies
“Boooooooobs” – 2006 zombies
Why do 2006 zombies like people named Bob so much?
Alternatively, “Baaaaaaaaaabes” – 2006 zombies
Night Of The Living Unemployed DVR Description Writer.
Comcast has a pretty good track record for this kind of stuff, and not just for horror movies.
But also, ya know, for horror movies.
Gabe, will you just admit that you write these already? Or are you waiting to hit us over the head with a “DING DONG. CLASSIC ZOMBIE MOVE.” on the next one?
An homage AND a re-imagining? Don’t know how they could juggle those two.
Spread (2009) HD
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Ashton Kutcher, Anne Heche
HD Version. HD Television & Cablebox required. A sex comedy centered on a homeless gigolo who uses rich women to survive. A good plan. Another Anne Heche movie, but updated with gratuitous sex scenes. Very good plan.
Not enough information for me to decide whether to watch it. I ask you: are there sandwiches in this movie? How about glasses of milk? Inquiring minds…
Best job? Best job.
whoops! My bad!
I wondered why my husband suddenly wanted to watch this yesterday after ignoring it for 5 years.
How does someone get this job? I WANT THIS JOB. I want to be the guy who writes movie descriptions for Comcast!!
i would just like to upvote this post as a whole. can i do that? like i don’t really have anything to add, just, i’m glad these are back, keep ‘em coming. upvote!