Harrison Ford called Shia LaBeouf an idiot! FINALLY, A GOOD OLD FEUD! There’s a whole context to it that is super boring and involves, like, Shia LaBeouf criticizing that Indiana Jones movie that came out 150 years ago and Harrison Ford responding to that interview in his own interview, but that’s boring. Let’s pretend that we either don’t know the context, or that the context is actually interesting. Let’s pretend that Shia LaBeouf, just off the set from Wall Street 2, tried to give Harrison Ford investment advice, thinking that he was actually an investment banker now, and Harrison Ford, out of politeness, actually gave him $350,000 to play around with, and Shia lost the whole nut. From NME

[Harrison Ford] told Details: “I think he was a fucking idiot.”

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! FIGHT EACH OTHER IN THE FACE! Man, I love a good celebrity feud. Let me put it this way, I love celebrity feuds almost as much as I love referring to a large sum of money as a “nut.”

Comments (48)
  1. Can Harrison really afford to start a Shia Labeef right now. # NailedIt

    • Hopefully they can Transform the celebrity feud or Star War into something positive. Otherwise, Regarding Harrison, we will need to keep an Eagle Eye out for Fugitive Blade Runners, uh, Air Force One. #ILostIt

  2. Their’s a typo in the previous post! It’s driving me crazy!

  3. As much as I dislike that Shia The Beef kid, it’s weird that Harrison Ford called him an idiot for saying that the last Indiana Jones movie was pretty bad. He’s made so many stupid, pompous, unnecessary statements, why attack him for the one time he got it right?

    • Ask his mansion built by bricks made of cocaine.

    • True, but he actually is a fucking idiot, so I am grateful to Harrison Ford for calling attention to that fact, regardless of the justification.

    • If I were Harrison Ford’s spokesman, I might say something like this:

      A movie is fundamentally a business project, intended to pay the salaries and expenses for the people who contributed to it, and return a profit to the investors. When producers agree to pay Shia LaBeouf and me millions of dollars to act in a movie, they’re paying an enormous premium for the additional profits that they think that we can bring over an equally talented but less-known actor. I take my responsibility seriously, and I wouldn’t want to do anything that might endanger the livelihoods or profits of the people who have made me one of the luckiest men on earth.

      We wouldn’t expect that a McDonald’s employee who was publicly quoted insulting McDonald’s burgers would be able to keep his job. The least Shia LaBeouf deserves is having a wise old man call him a fucking idiot.

    • Here is the Harrison Ford quote in context:

      Although LaBeouf tells me that Harrison Ford privately applauded his outspokenness, Ford recalls the conversation differently. “I think I told him he was a fucking idiot,” the famously reticent star says. “As an actor, I think it’s my obligation to support the film without making a complete ass of myself…”

      I side with Harrison Ford.

    • It was a really interesting quote, actually: “I think he was a fucking idiot. As an actor, I think it’s my obligation to support the film without making a complete ass of myself. Shia is ambitious, attentive, and talented – and he’s learning how to deal with a situation which is very unique and difficult.”

      So basically Ford is saying “Well, yes, the movie is fucking terrible, but you’re not supposed to SAY it’s terrible. You’re supposed to just support it and shut your mouth. And Shia is super talented blah blah blah”

      Ford went on to say “Even Stevens was the shit, man. You put two siblings together with their zany adventures? That’s fucking gold man. Shia was a fucking idiot for leaving that show.”*

      *This part never happened.

  4. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them. The time I spent with Harrison was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.”

  5. I think a grandpa with an earring can’t call anyone “idiot” and expect to be taken seriously.

  6. Haters and Hans Solo’s nose to the left.

  7. Shia shot first

  8. Personally, I think anyone giving Shia LeBeouf more than 5 dollars is a fucking idiot.

  9. Until I read that news item about Shia in the AV Club…I had no idea he was the worst person. Sorry Gwyneth…you are now only top 5 worst…

  10. I think the real underlying reason for this feud is a love triangle involving Shia LeBeouf’s mom.

  11. Do you guys remember when Conan had those Celebrity Secrets skits on the Late Show? Harrison Ford’s were the best. I miss those.

  12. someone who was in indiana jones 4 calling someone else who was in indiana jones 4 an idiot? idiot pot meet idiot kettle.

  13. How does Harrison Ford have time for these petty fights? He already works around the clock.

  14. I’m on team Harrison pretty much no matter what. Anyone who is Han Solo AND Indiana Jones gets a lifetime pass from me, even for…MURDER!!!!!

  15. Shia is such a little asshole, and I’d hit that.

  16. I’d rather receive sex advice from Rick James circa 1984. “Get in them hoez drawz”

  17. Labeouf Dad: Your name, Shia,…don’t you know what it means?

    Shia: No Daddy Shibeouf, tell me!

    Labeouf Dad: Labeouf means strength. French strength. And Shia means modesty and an increased likelihood that you will be uncomfortable around pretty girls.

    Shia: I hate my name, Dad! I hate it! I want to fight it! I want to get revenge!

    Labeouf Dad: You want to get even, son?

    Shia: Yes!

    Labeouf Dad: Even Stevens?

    Shia: Very funny dad. The next time you see me, I’m gonna be twice the dickface I ever was.

    Labeouf Dad: You get ‘em, cowboy…

  18. Wait, this was from NME? Shouldn’t they be writing about the Smiths and Robbie Williams and such?

  19. i like all the words in this article

  20. “George, you can type this shit, but you sure as hell can’t say it.”
    ―Harrison Ford during the making of A New Hope, referring to the script

    Source -Wookieepedia
    (I wish I were making that up.)

  21. hey! I just started working at Lucasfilm!

    that’s all I have to say about that.

    but this guy in the attached article got it right

    “why do hipsters like Harrison Ford?
    because he’s indie.” – some guy from the internet.

  22. Harrison Ford = Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Jack Ryan, The President, and countless other roles. He can say whatever he wants :-)

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