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After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the Jeff Goldblum Plays Piano For Jane Lynch And Zooey Deschanel Caption Contest winner, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
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aunt martha | Jun 10th | Score:115 |
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If I found my teenage son in bed with a boy, I’d be mad too I guess. But only because I didn’t start smooching girls until after high school. My children need to fail at the same rate as me. It’s every father’s dream. |
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| Posted in: The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise” | |||
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stu | Jun 10th | Score:122 |
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It’s just really weird that an angry misogynist would attract Chris Brown fans to his blog. |
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| Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments | |||
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Ian | Jun 10th | Score:126 |
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He chose to be named Tracy |
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| Posted in: The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise” | |||
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lilbobbytables | Jun 10th | Score:134 |
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If I found my teenage son in bed with a boy, I would be mad because last time I checked I did not have children so something really weird is going on. Also, my apartment only has one bed so stop having sex in my bed, fake son! Did I teach you no manners? |
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| Posted in: The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise” | |||
[Assoc. Editor's Note: Wow, almost all in the same post! Has that ever happened before? Did we just almost set a world record? Well congratulations, ilbobbytables, on getting first place in our almost world record.]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
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12thpresident | Jun 10th | Score:-48 |
| The fact that anyone can take Tracy Morgan seriously enough to be offended by what he says is the most laughable thing I have read all morning. | |||
| Posted in: The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise” | |||
[Assoc. Ed Note: Well, sure. We're all entitled to our own opinions. But I feel like this opinion was countered many times both here and here.]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
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lawblog | Jun 14th | Score:93 |
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“This is a little…uh… haha…a… uh… little, uh, ditty that I like… uh, like to call… uh ‘Tie a, uh, a… yellow… uh.. ribbon. Yes. A ribbon’” |
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| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Jeff Goldblum Plays Piano For Jane Lynch And Zooey Deschanel | ||
[Ed Note: Congratulations, Lawblog. You earned it!]
This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice
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itsahotdog! | Jun 13th | Score:86 |
| Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: Super 8 | |||
[Assoc. Ed Note: Lololol. Good one, itsahotdog.]
This Week’s Editor’s Choice
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Jeb | Jun 15th | Score:27 | |
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Another proud graduate of the University of Phoenix’s doctorate program. |
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| Posted in: Ask Dr. Birdie: The Doctor Is In | |||
[Ed Note: My dog, Birdie, asked if she could have the Editor's Choice this week, which is a lie, because she is a dog, and she doesn't ask for anything, ever. Seriously, I know that some dogs ask for stuff, but she doesn't. Oh, she TAKES stuff, for sure, but there is never the asking part first. Just straight to the taking. Anyway, she thought this comment was very funn (again, not true) and she appreciates everyone's support and enthusiasm (no she doesn't) for her new advice column. Please email your problems to birdie@videogum.com. Love, Birdie. (Not actually Birdie.)]
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Stu’s post-first-Ball interview:
“Man, I’m so, I’m so hype right now…
Anything’s possible…ANYTHING’S POOOSSIIIIIBLEE!!
::incoherent sobbing::
This for everybody in ‘sota. This for everybody in Chicago. This for everybody…and my mama!
I made it Ma! Top of the world! TOP OF THE WORLD!
Man, I’m so happy right now. I’m not gonna sleep for a week. I can’t even take all this man…I’m certified.
I’m certified.
Michelle, you look good tonight girl.”
Does this mean that every Vancouver monster has to smash their computer now?
Me?
C’est Le Weekend
Tracy Morgan should say homophobic things every week, maybe next time everyone on the site will be tied for Monster’s Ball
If we just don’t vote on any comments next week, everyone will get their EGOT.
Well with the way things are going around here, you never know…
For serious – where is everyone?
I think everyone is a bit worn out after commenting on the Best New Party Game post because hey, penis jokes.
In the immortal words of Joaquin Phoenix: “I’m still here.”
See? I’m like Rorschach with a sign that says “The End Is Too Many Jackman-Peepants Jokes.”
Haha wow, itsahotdog’s post is definitely sogood.gif.
Hey everyone!!! Just wanted to remind you of the Philly Meetup next week!:
Yes, Philadelphia. This meetup is so for you. Also, the Monsters demanded it, and so it shall be. An Atlanta meetup too? YES! Check out more details on the Upcoming Meetups page on Mobfd.biz
I love it when a monster plan comes together
That penguin looks kind of sad, like it’s hoping his friends come some day but he doesn’t count on it
You’ll have to ask the artist, the lovely Super! (a Philly monster who will be in attendance) for her influences on this piece of art.
it’s pokey, geocities era internet supercomic. get nostalgic for 1999.
Uhhhhhh… 8 PM Every night next week, or just one? Cuz if every, you’re my kind of people.
NEVER STOP PARTYING!!!!
Just kidding its on the 25th and I forgot to put that.
What better place to post this than here.
Between the Ryan Goslings and Jon Hamms of the world, this is my life.
Good week guys! Lets sing and dance and be merry this weekend! Woo!
Any Sanford & Son fans in tha house? Just curious
I named my cat Grady.
My former alias (for personal life Facebook and suchlike) was Elizabeth Sanford-Anson.
It has been a while since I’ve been in the Ball.
So, on Tuesday it will be my one-year commenting anniversary. This was the post I made my first comment on: http://videogum.com/193842/duh-aficionado-magazine-danny-boyle-exploited-the-children-of-slumdog-millionaire/duh-aficionado-magazine/–although I had been reading for months thanks to the hilar-tastic Lost recaps.
I was so, so intimidated by the Monsters, but everyone was awesome and welcoming and made me feel way funnier than I could possibly be. I even made real-life friends! Double-dream hands! And by making new Monster friends IRL, it’s helped in my therapy for my anxiety issues. I can honestly say that Videogum’s community has made my life better. That’s pretty amazing for a blog in which I once got a shout-out for finding a video of a puppy farting.
I hope this isn’t too awkward and rambling. I’ll quote a master wordsmith to close: “I chose this place because I like it a lot. I want to stay here forever”–Basil Marceaux Dot Com. I love the Monsters!
Oops, link fail. That’s sort of appropriate, actually.
http://videogum.com/193842/duh-aficionado-magazine-danny-boyle-exploited-the-children-of-slumdog-millionaire/duh-aficionado-magazine/
Happy anniversary. Here’s a cake for you:
I love that cake. Why wasn’t that my cake?!
It was but the lady at Dairy Queen said that Baby Friday wasn’t a name, and wouldn’t budge
True story, I actually got a cake one time that said “Happy Birthday Baby Friday and The Narrator.” For serious. Needless to say, the bakery lady looked at me funny.
Don’t worry, I’ll always be your cake.
YAY FOR INTERNET FRIENDS!
YAY FOR INTERNET FRIENDS!!!!
Well, fuck. After over a year of commenting, I still don’t know how to reply.
DOUBLE POST ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLAGIARIST COMMENTER? Is that still a thing?
Speaking of things (what?): for the Atlanta meet-up, should I just keep mentioning it until becomes real? Isn’t that how Tlön took over our reality in the Borges story? PLEASE JUST DON’T CLOSE THE DOOR ON ME MOM!!!
There’s a meet up page for that!!!!!:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=205732396136593
Everytime I visit this place, I just realise that all of you guys are wayyyyyyyy funner than my real friends, my family and the people on the TV put together; basically, GREAT JOB GUYS!
(PS; I don’t have any real friends, only goblins…)
You also get to hang out with that magic baby, don’t forget that li’l guy.
DJ Baby Bok Choy?
Here’s to Videogum helping me get mediocre grades in grad school this summer…it’s only grad school!
Love this place!
Between the Bruins winning the Cup and making my first Monster’s Ball, I think I’ve earned this Friday whiskey. Cheers, ya’ll.
(I want to post a picture of neat whiskey but I’m afraid I’ll mess it up and all of this success will be for naught.)
Oh thanks, I guess. I would like to cede my Ball placement (TWSS?) to DirtySpaceNews, because I was merely replying to his genius comment. Also, my post was merely an image that somebody else on the internet made. I just found an opportunity to post it.
Everyone have a great weekend!
If this were 1992, I would make you a t-shirt that said “Coed Naked Videogum Commenting: cede your Ball placement and put your thumb up”.
Kelly picked me?
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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You could get stuffed Cooters?
I only ever had the action figure…
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Hahahahaha, yeah, me too.
I really didn’t set out to say the most hated thing of the week, honest. But I either guess you die the hero, or live long enough to see your self badmouth Tracy Morgan and become the villain.
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