• The cast of The League, one of the best shows, responds to the possible NFL lockout. -Paul Scheer
  • Emma Watson definitely might date you if only you could just meet her. -Daily Record
  • Spielberg brainstorming Jurassic Park 4 with screenwriter Mark Protosevich. “Oh, good.”  -Hollywood Reporter
  • Your new Mark Wahlberg desktop wallpaper, tile it. -Epic Ponyz
  • Hugh Jackman is in negotiations to star in a film adaptation of Les Miserables. Pee pee pee pee pee, pee pants. -Movieline
  • Joe Mande, being interviewed 4 the team. -Jewcy
  • Some things to come in the next season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. -Screen Junkies
  • Ten examples of religious groups getting upset about things on TV. -Warming Glow
  • Some words from the union actor who was cast in the anti-union Target training video. -Salon
  • Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill in the official trailer for Moneyball. -Celebuzz
  • You can buy invisible art from James Franco now? You give him money and then he gives you a thing to think about? Or something, I don’t really understand. -Film Drunk
  • It looks like we can almost stop praying for Jennifer Aniston’s poor famous actress lonely heart. -The Superficial
  • Dog shows us that there’s nothing we can’t do if we just think of the silliest way to do it. -The Daily What
Comments (19)
  1. I find it funny the Emma Watson article mentions Matt Damon as an unattractive person she was star-struck to meet. Also, Emma, I will date you and promise to keep the Harry Potter references to a maximum of 25 a day!

  2. FLW Rule #47: Any mention of “Sunny” automatically means I post this gif:

    • Just so Charlie’s not unfairly judged as a cat-chopper, let us recall the kitten mittens:


      (And considering that herds of cats mass outside his window every night, his mixed feelings are understandable.)

  3. Joe Mande’s coke bottle picture = genius.

  4. You forgot to mention the true star of Moneyball Andy Dwyer

  5. Joe Mande is just plain great. Grade-A great.

  6. All of my handsome friends are going to be so jealous when they find out about me and Emma.

  7. That Emma Watson article made me realize how much we have in common, but then I saw her picture and got bored after 10 minutes.

  8. Stop it, James Franco. Just stop it.

  9. Now James Franco is making up new jobs that didn’t even exist just so he can have more jobs!

  10. OK the Hugh Jackman-pee-pants thing doesn’t come up too often these days, but can I say something unfunny and potentially downvotable here?

    I don’t get it. It seems like harping on a medical issue and one-time (?) event for no reason. Correct me if I’m wrong (seriously, please do!) but he’s not Mel Gibson or Chris Brown? No racist or anti-Semitic statements, no reports of domestic violence etc. As near as I can tell from a cursory Google search, he didn’t even defend Roman Polanski, and EVERYONE embarrassed themselves with that one.

    This isn’t meant to be an empty whine about Gabe’s choice of content and jokes (no one’s forcing me to visit and comment, obviously). I legitimately DO want to know if I’m missing something about this joke. If Wolvie’s been going around retweeting Holocaust denialists like “Valid question…” then yeah, fuck that guy and his pee-pants.

    But I think it’s just a joke I don’t get and will keep shrugging off. That’s fine. I’m not going to try to rally a pro-pee-your-pants quorum among the Monsters or anything.

    (This mildly applies to Jeremy Piven too, but I’ll accept if Entourage makes him fair game).

    • I’ll bite, Jeremy Piven is definitely an asshole, Hugh Jackman seems like a nice guy with nothing particularly wrong with him (too handsome? too likable?) but I find the pee thing funny even though I have nothing against him

      • I think Gabe was overdoing it for awhile, a maybe the Jackman-pee-pee won’t bother me if it’s less frequent. But what stands out is that there’s a morality to VG’s skewering: Mel Gibson and Chris Brown get treated like the garbage they are. Gwyneth McGoop gets deflated for her utter cluelessness, but it’s reined in proportionately. Good people/artists saying one-time stupid things (way to err on the side of rape-rape Wes Anderson!) are called out for the one-time thing.

        But seriously, accidents happen: I have a friend who shat himself out of nowhere, stone-cold sober. Just a disastrously miscalculated fart. We laugh about it now and then but I don’t mention it every time his name comes up. And poop-pants is WAY FUNNIER than pee-pants, but celebrities shitting themselves is probably the biggest Hollywood conspiracy of all.

      • God, now I’m so That One Commenter Who Talks About Pissing and Shitting Oneself. Thank god I used a funny pseudonym.

    • He peed his pants while hitting a high note during a production of Beauty and the Beast. I think Hugh Jackman is awesome, but that will never stop being the funniest thing that has ever happened to anyone ever. I laugh every time.

  11. so the daily what no longer updates on tumblr? does anyone know about this? i need to stop being addicted to tumblr.

  12. I’d just like to say that I’ve been enjoying this new feature.

    Love,

    Dish

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