Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 by Gabe Delahaye
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Oh no! Sean Bean (Eddie Stark on Hungry Hungry Thrones) has been stabbed! At a bar! This is the best part, though: “However, extraordinarily, he declined to attend hospital. Instead, the star walked back into the bar and, after staff gave him aid from a first aid kit, ordered another drink.” WINTER IS DRINKING! Get well soon, Sean Bean. Here is your card:

Where should I send this? Just to the bar, right? Care of: the bar.
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Thanks for the heads up.
Was this meant to be ironic? The lack of CAPS is confusing me.
A Lannister always keeps his puns subtle.
The old Gods will curse you!
Too soon!
I shall send you a dozen gold goblets for this one. Excellent.
I’ve been meaning to catch GoT and finally had the chance…last night. It was the last five minutes of “Baelor”
Dude has a history of this.

“It’s just a flesh wound!”
Spoiler Alert: If you watch anything with Sean Bean in it he will most likely die in a horrible but kind of awesome manner.
So is there going to be an official game of thrones thread? Cus i kind of want to go into detail what happened last night and don’t want to waste it all here and possibly spoil it for those who haven’t watched the show yet…
Vaudeville Guy #1; “Did you hear? Bean’s been stabbed!”
Vaudeville Guy #2: “Kidney?”
Vaudeville Guy #1: “Nope, through his arm.”
*ragtime piano music*
Yeesh. Sounds like a comment I’d make.
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Move damnit!
You are SPOILING EPISODE 10!!!
Exactly Peter Dinklage, show some compassion Shrek and Stitch
Yeah, like Sharpe needs a hospital. Antiseptic use during the Napoleonic wars was sketchy at best, anyway.
Moments before the incident:

That bar is very will lit. Especially since it was karaoke night! What do you think Sean Bean was singing? My guess is “Most Kings” by Jay-Z.
“Your dad drinks like a fish. What is he, a Tully? Oh, btw, sorry about that thing I did on Sunday…”
‘It gets Eddard.’
But where can I get the look?!
I’m sure if it gets bad he’ll be able to find some slave witch to sew up his arm, a little blood magic will have it all better by morning!
You have my

Is that an embed fail for everyone else? This is why lawblog ↓ says make sure it starts with http://, I think.
(all the sighs forever)
I see it! It’s Olive! You succeeded, horsemaster.
Winter came to North London.
Investigators have uncovered who stabbed him:
Man, thank goodness he has a great head on his shoulders.
In other news, Michael Biehn went to Costco yesterday.
[IMG]http://nukedfromorbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Stupid-Ned-Stark-2.jpg[/IMG]
sigh.
can i get some help.
Certainly! Just take out the [IMG] tags, so it starts with http:// and ends with .jpg
Can I just say that for quite awhile I thought “Littlefinger” was the eunuch because… that name? Yeesh.
Ned’s internal monologue in that photo: “But, if i trust him not to trust him then i trust him, but i shouldn’t trust him, then if you don’t trust him…okay wait”.
clearly i am a fool. many thanks sir.
“For England, stabbist?”
“No. For me.”
“What do we say to the God of Death?”
“BOTTOMS UP!”
can we just agree that he is probably better than us
probably?
When you steal the Goldeneye satellite, you’re bound to make some enemies.
damn. that is some straight up ballaz shit, son.