It’s being reported today that Courteney Cox will be starring in a new show on ABC, and that show is going to be called Cougar Town. From EW:

Here’s some good Dirt on Courteney Cox: The Friends actress is returning to the land of comedy with Cougar Town, an ABC pilot in which she stars as a hot 40-year-old mother who’s newly single.

Whoops, ABC, you called a show that. Whoops, Courteney Cox, that’s what your new show is called. Is it possible to even come up with a worse name? YES IT IS! And it has been done, after the jump.

  • Cold Vagina Mountain
  • Occasional Sex But Mostly A Lot Of Crying And The City
  • M.I.L.F.: Des Moines
  • Eagerest Beavers (UGH. Sorry. But also Cougar Town!?!)

You know what, those are all terrible titles. The difference, though, is that THOSE ARE NOT REAL. Cougar Town. Unbelievable sometimes this Hollywood.

Comments (22)
  1. holier-than-thou  |   Posted on Oct 30th, 2008 -2

    im in my university course seminar right now and LOLing irl so hard at this name.


  2. Menopawz Manor!

  3. Fuck City

  4. Hil  |   Posted on Oct 30th, 2008 +2

    MILF Island

    Oh wait…

  5. Bush Central

  6. Two and a Half Inch Penis. Can that be one? Charlie Sheen is already in it so they just need to rename it. The theme song can stay.

  7. Dirt(y Old Women)

  8. “The I Cant Have A Child In A Year Show!”

  9. If David Arquette cameos I’m sure it will be great.

  10. Brothers In Sisters

    Dirty Sexy Diapers

    A Girl, Two Guys and Osama Bin Laden

  11. paul  |   Posted on Oct 30th, 2008 +1

    narc school, school of narcs.

  12. I hope her character’s name is Sandy

  13. eagerest beaver.

  14. Slappy White  |   Posted on Nov 1st, 2008 0

    “Beaver Town”. Game. Set. Match.

  15. God she looks good in that pic. Airbrushing is a devious tactic.

  16. Jimmy James  |   Posted on Nov 3rd, 2008 0

    When the hell did 40-year olds become cougars??? Try again in 10 years, Court.

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