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Oh man, HAHAHAHAHA, the new trailer for Long Weekend, a horror movie about a couple who go to a pretty beach, and then they litter, and then animals attack them. And it co-stars something clearly based on THE MONTAUK MONSTER! Please just watch this:
(Yes, I know it’s a remake of a 1978 film of the same name, but that trailer is hilarious.) So many things! It’s like The Beach meets The Happening. It uses that Enigma song that’s used in every trailer to evoke the beauty of nature. It has a Koala or something (?) cackling menacingly at the end. I wonder if the whole time they were filming this James Caviezel was like “I can’t believe I went from playing Jesus to starring in a feature-length anti-littering PSA.”
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Wow. Just wow.
There’s an animal oddly shaped like a manatee out in the water… IMMA SHOOT IT!
In fact, IMMA SHOOT AT EVERYTHING I COME ACROSS!
They were attacked by a MANATEE?! I knew it! I knew those awful creatures were up to much more sinister things than finding the secrets of love and caring…
not do be a douche, but that’s a moby song. it’s ok, they both suck.
Gee, when I stayed at Tathra those homicidal animals couldn’t have been nicer. Now I feel bad for making that positive travelocity recommendation.
That was the best. Thank you kindly for asking us nicely to watch this.
“POW POW BOOM BOOM, I’M JIM CAVIEZEL, I ONCE PLAYED JESUS CHRIST, WHOO-HOOO.” (Turns gun on himself).
Guys, that’s called a Dugong.