Follow her here.
Did you watch her video? G.Pal is such a nerd. #compliment
If she needs any extra ç’s for spelling “niçoise”, I have a ton I’m not using:
ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç
+1000 for this one. What’s that? Only +1? Okay, one then. It’s the thought that counts. It’s the upvotes that count? Dammit.
Well folks. I think we can all agree that we are now OFFICIALLY finished as a society. Time to move on. See you all in Judgement City with Albert Brooks. Bye for now.
Boys, we need to level the planet now. Make with the Bullet Bills.
I meant to upvote this. Stupid iPhone. Stupid stubby fingers.
Lots of people have stubby fingers. Lisa Simpson, for one. It comes from the father’s side. #alsoyellowpeopleproblems
i hope rip torn is my lawyer.
Are we asking where she gets her ideas yet? Cause that’s a thing we always do, right?
I’d friend that.
just like the Palin bus tour!
Um, it’s on 52.000 now. Still just 1 Tweets.
can we all just message her the word goop please like with no context or other words just the solitary word goop
It’s not a link to an upskirt, is it? I’m at work.
pretty sure it’s a link to the stealth nanny cam gabe put in her room that one time he Apple-sat.
nice, quaint home grill in your profile pic gwyneth!
“I’m on Facebook and Twitter… but not right now because I have a more exciting life than you, suck it peons!”
Can’t wait for homegirl to drop some fair-trade, all-vegan URL shortening services on us!
Did anyone notice that she forgot to wear pants in her little candid lifestyle pic? Celebrities, they’re just like us!
My favorite so far is when she said “this is my first tweet.” Everyone remember that one? Classic.
The fishmonger just popped in with a delectable selection of breakfast kippers. #GOOPtweet
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