Some mornings you wake up and it’s just like, uh, you know, I was doing fine back there in Sleep Town and if this is the best the real world has to offer then maybe I should just Incept myself. Wait for the kick. It’s barf. The kick is barf. When you start barfing, you’ll wake up. Why isn’t it working? I’m barfing so hard! SATOOOOOO! (Via Dlisted.)

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  1. No no no! I said FLASH mob not FLESH mob. That’s the last time I use Craigslist to cast my next viral video.

  2. I’m too scared to barf, Gabe! HOW DO I WAKE UP?!?!?!?!?

  3. Chris Hanson is very confused right now.

  4. In keeping with the title of this post…I’d hit that.

  5. I heard that the kid is being played by Ken Jeong.

  6. A baby in high heels? That’s some Suri Cruise shit.

    • I was about to say. It’s weird enough seeing an actual-sized baby in a corset, but an ADULT-SIZED BABY in a corset? Excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out.

      • I don’t know what all you guys are talking about…Babby heads are totally IN right now. This is like the third video I’ve seen them in.

        Holy Crap. I googled ‘Baby Head Mask’ and the first article is “Baby Head Masks going mainstream” http://t.co/23wjCH0

        ANYWAY, long blah short, Your nightmares are boring.

  7. The prophecies were true and the NotSewFasting of America has begun!

  8. description: Verne Troyer, Sloth from the Goonies, and a woman dressed in a disgusted-baby mask walk among white people

  9. Would this be more upsetting or less upsetting if the baby faces didn’t look like they were all being tortured?

  10. No Gabe, fuck YOU.

    (‘Cause that’s what you were trying to say right? I mean, that’s what I’m getting out of this. If not, my bad, but still. That’s the takeaway I’m getting: “Good Morning! Here’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever seen ever. No big deal…” I still love you though Gabe.)

  11. I can’t believe I just watched that entire video.

  12. He’s got away from us, Jack

  13. Is this a challenge where we try to out nightmare each other, because if so…

  14. God dammit, who’s going to believe that my decoys are me if they won’t stop walking around HOLDING HANDS??

    I’m totally firing my casting director.

  15. This is just a very accurate depiction of Denver’s 16th Street Mall.

    “I grew up in Colorado” – Ginger Ball Z

    • Every day at lunch I put on my baby head and take the mall ride to ESPN Zone. If Deverites stop pitching in, we’ll lose our illustrious reputation over night.

  16. “I thought I had the ‘sexy baby’ market cornered.” — Abby Flynn

  17. I don’t understand what they were trying to accomplish. Did they accomplish it?

  18. Why am I always the last to know about these things? I’m assuming since you didn’t note that the sexy baby dad is my boyfriend means that he’s broken up with me without telling me, again.

  19. That kid has had problems with his head development for a long time, due to genetics. Dr. Deluxe knows what I’m talking about.

  20. WHY??????????????????

  21. This is perfect for that Juggalo meetup I’m going to!!

  22. INT. BANK
    FIVE BANK ROBBERS WEARING BABY HEAD MASKS ROB THE BANK WHILE WEARING BABY HEAD MASKS
    the rest of the movie kind of writes itself

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