Well isn’t someone a handsome Turtle! Now I don’t know that much about how Turtle lives his life day-to-day because I’m not, like, in love with Turtle, but I do know what a person taking charge of his life and getting himself together looks like and I think we’re looking at it, guys! Or he at least went on a diet for a little while and then somebody dressed him up like Adam Scott’s character in Parks and Recreation for this photo. Either way: Congratulations, Turtle! You look great. No asking Vinny Chase for an advance on your car-driver friend paycheck because there’s a sale at the big pants and stupid hat and weed store anymore! Or something I don’t know! Sneakers! Now how about let’s celebrate New Turtle with a caption contest.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and all of Old Turtle’s leftover sports jerseys*. ”Smoke weed.” (Image via TMZ.)
*Videogum reserves the right to change the rules of this contest without notice, in particular this rule.