Over the weekend, Fred Phelps and phriends staged a Classic Westboro Baptist Church Protest at Arlington National Cemetery because God Hates Fags In Uniforms. Honestly, I’ve never fully understood the Westboro Baptist Church’s protests outside of military funerals. Surely there is something gayer than a military funeral? Oh, don’t get me wrong, military funerals are VERY GAY, I’m sure. But also no they’re not. Anyway, this year’s Annual Hate Bowl 2011 drew some anti-Westboro Baptist Church protesters, too. People who had decided they didn’t agree with the Westboro Baptist Church’s views and opinions, and that they were going to exercise their constitutional right to free speech and say “no way, homophobic Jose!” I’m talking, of course, about the KKK. WAIT, WHUUUUUUT?! Aye-aye-aye. Hahaha. There is precedent for this, of course, in the landmark supreme court case of Asshole v. Asshole.
It’s like they say, keep your friends’ clothes and your enemies The Closer. (No one says that.)