Now that the Internet has certain agreed-upon laws, for example, everyone on Twitter has to make jokes about the same things at the same time (Oprah, the rapture, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s secret baby, etc), or the well-known regulation that every website on Earth must post the new episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, we’re going to start needing some Internet sheriffs to e-keep the iPeace. I’m not talking about MODERATORS, either, dorks. I mean actual sheriffs with guns that can put blogs in JAIL. We’ll also need a mayor. Right now it is between wide-eyed councilman Tommy Carcetti and the more politically entrenched old guard candidacy of Mayor McCheese.

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  1. A Mayor McCheese reference always brightens my day. He’s still on the side of the McDonalds on Washington in Hoboken.

    And that, my friends, is far and away the best thing about Hoboken.

  2. I learned today that there are separate wikipedia articles for “nose-picking” and “eating mucus.” There was enough distinction to make two different articles. At this point, we need a whole internet iSwat team.


  3. Every time there’s a new episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, I always end up watching every episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.

  4. gotta love a good jon hamm-eo.

  5. These videos are like Pavlov’s dogs where the salivation is me snorting and the bell is Zach Galifiasomeletters breaking his chair.

  6. Will Ferrell, total lunchhead.

  7. Fat-jokes and eating? I prefer Zach in the tim&eric-Absolut-ads.

  8. “Jon Hamm! He’s so hot right now!” – 10 year old movie references

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