Posted on May 26th, 2011 by Gabe Delahaye
24 Comments
Tweet
Now that the Internet has certain agreed-upon laws, for example, everyone on Twitter has to make jokes about the same things at the same time (Oprah, the rapture, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s secret baby, etc), or the well-known regulation that every website on Earth must post the new episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, we’re going to start needing some Internet sheriffs to e-keep the iPeace. I’m not talking about MODERATORS, either, dorks. I mean actual sheriffs with guns that can put blogs in JAIL. We’ll also need a mayor. Right now it is between wide-eyed councilman Tommy Carcetti and the more politically entrenched old guard candidacy of Mayor McCheese.
You Might Also Like
![]() Between Two Ferns: Oscar Buzz Edition | ![]() Here Are Some Afternoon Links! | ![]() I Am Just Also Really Looking Forward To The Funny Or Die… | ![]() Jon Hamm Gets Around |
Leave a Reply
Sign inSign in with FacebookYou must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.

































A Mayor McCheese reference always brightens my day. He’s still on the side of the McDonalds on Washington in Hoboken.
And that, my friends, is far and away the best thing about Hoboken.
Or Yo La Tengo.
#stereovideogum
That backwards name isn’t fooling any of us. Glad to see that you’re immediately taking advantage of your show’s ending to spend more time commenting on Videogum.
That anagrammed name isn’t fooling any of us. I know you’re Cat O. Cafe, coffee-loving feline and supervillain bent on world domination and also isn’t the rarest and most expensive coffee the one that the cat’s poop out in Korea or something?
Indonesia, and yes:
http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2010/11/26/the-50-cup-of-cat-poop-coffee/
You are a such a gross supervillain, bro.
I learned today that there are separate wikipedia articles for “nose-picking” and “eating mucus.” There was enough distinction to make two different articles. At this point, we need a whole internet iSwat team.
P.S. SOMEBODY WROTE THOSE ARTICLES.
I learned yesterday that if you take any Wikipedia article, click on the first link in the article text (not in parentheses or italics), and then repeat, you will eventually end up at “Philosophy”. It’s true, I dare you.
Holy shit. I just did it with the Wikipedia article for Ferns. I eventually wound up at Philosophy.
Holy shit again. I just tried it with Carcetti as well, and it worked. Ended up at philosophy.
puppies get you to modern philosophy.
I tried it with “Smirnoff Ice.” And it worked.
I tried it with St. Louis Rams and it worked. Fuck.
You know what it doesn’t work on? “Zach Galifianakis.” You end up in an endless loop between “telecommunication” and “transmission.”
Otherwise, though, yeah. This is amazing.
Worked for me. Remember, no parentheses or italics.
Holy shit, indeed. I swear I’m not lying when I say I just did it with “balls”.
TWSS?
And if you click on the first link of THAT article, you will find yourself in a similar, slightly smaller Wikipedia where all the “e”s are backwards.
further proves my theory that the internet is a fractal.
Every time there’s a new episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, I always end up watching every episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
gotta love a good jon hamm-eo.
These videos are like Pavlov’s dogs where the salivation is me snorting and the bell is Zach Galifiasomeletters breaking his chair.
Will Ferrell, total lunchhead.
Fat-jokes and eating? I prefer Zach in the tim&eric-Absolut-ads.
“Jon Hamm! He’s so hot right now!” – 10 year old movie references