There’s going to be a porno parody made about Bin Laden. No duh. Seal Team Sex? (Lazy.) 72 Anal Virgins? (Gross. But better.)

Comments (28)
  1. Packin’ Stan.

    (Sorry.)

  2. Ugh. do they fuck his eye hole after they shoot him? because that…that is just in poor taste.

  3. “This is low.” -The Taliban

  4. I think it sends a bad message to our kids if vice presidential hopefuls and terrorists alike get porno parodies, they should be able to tell if a porno parody is an honor or an insult

  5. Team America: Fucks Bin Laden!

    Gah, I’m sorry. I’ll see myself out.

  6. Finally, my World’s Greatest Assholes series will be complete.

  7. I bet they get all meta and just film Bin Laden watching a tape of himself having sex on a shitty little TV.

  8. Before I go though, if he’s not referred to as Big Laden or something equally as terrible I will be so let down by the porn industry (no I will not).

    I refuse to click that link and find out/get fired though.

  9. Abuttabad

    Packin’ Stan

  10. Title: Obama Bin Laid’in
    Locations: A cave in Pakistan, mansion in Abbottabad

    • Did you mean OSAMA or is this porn produced by Fox news?

      • roger ailes is an uncredited producer.
        (also, damnit)

        • you’re all like, “My porn is called Obama Bin Biden II: Son of Glory Hole” and then you’ll “pretend” like it was just a “typo” while rubbing your hands together in the shadows while the Koch brothers high five each other behind you and Karl Rove sits back with a smirk and his arms crossed. “The seeds have been planted…” – snide narrator voice

  11. This has all the makings of a gay sex orgy: Sexy Navy Seals with large guns? A handsome black president wanting to get his man in the end? A burial at semen? This thing writes itself.

    Obama/bin Laden
    “This is where they cease being two and become one sex machine.” – director’s commentary

  12. man, It’s been a long day. I didn’t even see it’sahotdog’s first post. APOLOGIES, MONSTERS

  13. I did not know how much porn had in common with Nietzsche’s abyss.

  14. Does one include a bullet in the count to qualify an act as double penetration?

  15. Osama Bin Lov’n
    Talibuns
    Debbie Does Abbotabad

  16. I’m genuinely sorry about this:

    69/11.

    One ticket straight to hell, please.

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