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As a rule, it’s not very cool to just make ad hominem attacks about how people look when they are out and about. Imagine if someone took a picture of you while you were carrying a Bill Bryson book upside down on your way to the vagina cleaners and then posted it to the Internet without asking?! But for some reason Mischa Barton feels like (very) fair game since she clearly considers herself a bit of a Fashion Plate. Also, is it just me, or does Mischa Barton seem genetically predisposed to being an asshole. Like, sure, famous people are often assholes but that’s usually as the result of too much money and an inhuman level of attention that breaks their brains. I think if Mischa Barton wasn’t famous (well, some might argue that she ISN’T famous, but she was at one point, right? So before all that) she would still be an asshole, and SHE would be the one at home making ad hominem attacks about people on HER blog. So, obviously, with airtight logic based on epistemological fact like that, we can agree that fair is just fair. The point is: hahaha she looks silly! And the upside down book really just makes it. You’re holding the book the wrong way, Mischa Barton, and also your face! Is it just me, or would she be PURRFECT in the role of Kirstie Alley in RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN: The Kirstie Alley Story (this summer on Reelz)? That’s not a comment about her weight, it’s a comment about how she kind of looks like Kirstie Alley. You said weight. (Via The Superficial. Clip through to enlarge.)

Comments (46)
  1. I have no idea who Mischa Barton is, and now I feel pressured to do an internet search.

    • Oh! Mischa Barton! Dan Savage gave her props a while back on his Savage Lovecast because she actually gave sex positive advice to teenage girls about masturbation and such, and everybody flipped out on her for doing that. Now I remember.

      • i looked her up too, because i recognized her name but not her face. turns out the only thing i’ve seen of hers was Sixth Sense. but i don’t remember any women in that besides haley joel osment’s mom. (haley joel OSMOM?) wasn’t that toni collette? so, anyway, barton was in that, somewhere. but i saw that like ten years ago. was that really only ten years ago?

  2. To be fair, Kirstie Alley references weren’t about her weight when she was that age, either. There’s still time. 20 years from now, some poor dancer is going to be dropping Mischa Barton on Dancing With The Technostars and blaming it on her iCrocs.

  3. She’s not going to read that book, Gabe. She’s just going to use it to swat sophomores away from the chicken fingers.

  4. Hollywood Post-It Note: Mischa Barton in “The OC & The No C”

  5. “the vagina cleaners”….hahahaha omg, I die! I’m dead.

  6. Marissa Cooper, Zany Professor: For Hire

  7. It does look like somebody is getting a little grotesquely obese.

    Ew. Fatty!

  8. Mischa Barton Fink #mischabartonmovies

  9. Those glasses just scream “Deal With It”!

  10. Now we just have to find Waldo and the wizard so we can go to the next page.

  11. So, if I put on a pair of the fugliest fucking glasses in the world, will I become completely irrelevant too?

  12. It looks like her fashion choices have…


    Mischa’d the mark?

  13. Where’s Waldo was pretty easy this week.

  14. Two new Batman villain pics in one day? #scoopgum

  15. What is that book? Amazon can’t find anything written by uosʎɹq ןןıq

  16. Excuse me, ENHANCE.

    A Brief History of Everything by Bill Bryson.

    She is holding my all time favorite book. What a NERD!

  17. this is how every picture i have ever taken turns out.

  18. Thats how Kelly dresses IRL but she wears it better IMO. LOL.

  19. Honestly, I’m jealous. I have tried and failed on numerous occasions to pull off “Saucy Sally Jessie Raphael” and homegirl here knocks it out of the park on the first try.

  20. I think that’s a leftover costume from the set of Watchmen.

  21. How embarrassing. I am wearing this exact same thing to work today. I think my bosses are annoyed that I am just flopping around the office, upside book in hand, but when you look this good, you don’t need to work.

  22. She’s got that wisened owl-look going on. A good way to handicap her good looks and therefore weed out guys and gals who are attracted to good looks. We can call them burka-spectacles.

  23. look, tiny dinosaur arms is a real problem for some people ok?

  24. Mama; poopoo.

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