Remember back in September when the first images leaked of Sean Penn in Robert Smith goth-drag makeup leaked from the set of some movie called This Must Be The Place in which he played an aging rockstar NAZI HUNTER?! You remember. Go remember. Obviously, that was hilarious. We all had a lot of fun with that one. Look at his silly head! That’s the kind of thing we would say back then. Because back then, all we had was pictures, we didn’t have the preview clip that has been posted to the Internet (and re-posted after the jump), we couldn’t actually hear his TINY STUPID BABY VOICE!?!?!

(Sorry, still can’t embed videos yet!)

Man oh man, what? WHAT?! What is this, I Am Sam 2: Adult Baby Goth Talk Nazi Hunter? Incredible. What is the opposite of Oscar bait? It’s where Sean Penn has to RETURN his Oscars to the fires of Mount Doom, right? Yikes. (Via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (40)
  1. Oh good. I’ve been searching for the slowest, quietest, gentlest aging mentally challenged goth nazi hunter in the whole world. This just narrowed my search quite a lot.

  2. Can I trade this Sean Penn in for the one that Madonna married? Is that allowed?

  3. Ummm… Gabe, what are you talking about? There is no way this is not going to be absolutely amazing. Just go back and read your first sentence: “…some movie called This Must Be The Place in which he played an aging rockstar NAZI HUNTER”.

    Case: Rested.

  4. Why is Frances McDormand dressed like a cross between Heidi and a Firefighter? Also, this looks more like Sean Penn is trying to play Ozzy Osborne than Robert Plant.

  5. There’s no way he’s going to win an Oscar with this. Everyone knows you should never go Full Robert Smith.

  6. Sean Penn wanted me to go to Haiti with him, and I’m not strong enough for the pain and misery of a three-hour plane ride with Sean Penn.

  7. “NOPE” — Lana Kane, Archer.

  8. He did a good job of looking pennsive in that clip.

  9. HA! Your boyfriend is my grandmother!

  10. What most people don’t realize is that Sean Penn’s not wearing makeup in that scene.

  11. Lars Von Trier never liked the Cure either.

  12. Hmm….I’m okay with my boyfriend being super-talented and sharing my political views, actually. But that Johanssen chick has GOT to stop calling at 3 in the morning and hanging up when I answer.

  13. “This Must Be The Place.” — what the This Must Be The Place DVD said, upon being immediately placed in the bargain DVD bin.

  14. “Ahahahahaa!! Robert Smith can suck it!” — Morrissey

  15. There are just sooooo many printers in the basement that we can all use.

  16. Edward Scissorhands: Year One

  17. Do you guys remember when Sean Penn went to New Orleans to try to help flood victims after hurricane Katrina, but ended up having to be saved by the coast gaurd when his row boat started sinking? Remember that? That was funny.

  18. i find it very appropriate that the soundtrack to this is lifted off the album my massage therapist played to relax her customers. #veryrockandroll

  19. Can Frances McDormand be my boyfriend instead?

  20. He’ll probly split the Oscar vote with this guy:

  21. How. Does this man. Have Scarlett Johannson. Living with him?

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