‘Sup, pogs! Wanna holla at ya for a sec about some fresh news I think you’re gonna wanna get the 411 on!

It’s my boyfriend’s birthday today! Don’t be jealous because of how much we love each other, and express to each other in ways that are totes appropriate to our age and emotional maturity. We’re for realz in love, and we’re not trying to rush it, you know? You know. You’re totally cool. (I don’t want to talk about that bitch Kristen Stewart.)

In honor of his birthday, I have two gifts FOR YOU, Wheelie Heads and Silly Banditas!

First, is this HILARZ video of Rob being completely adorable! <3 U, BOO!

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Second is a link to some totally tubular wallpapers from the new Breaking Dawn movies! I CAN SERIOUSLY NOT STAND HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THOSE MOVIES MY MOM SAYS I NEED TO CALM DOWN BUT I CAAAAAAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, gotta motor, pokemons! Catch you on the flipside, maybe at the skate park or the mall? Whatevs. It’s all good. Fresh.

Comments (24)
  1. Anybody else think he sorta looks like Elvis, but like a commemorative candle replica of Elvis’s face that’s been allowed to burn for just a few minutes, so that his face sort of seems to be melting off? Or is it just me?

  2. Happy Birthday, Footface!

  3. When I look at a photo of RP, I think, “What a handsome young man! I would hit that.” Then he opens his mouth and it’s gone. Is that why God invented ball gags?

  4. Nothing turns me on like discouraging literacy.

  5. I thought he was super hot as Cedric Diggory.

    Off to jail, back in three to five!

  6. This BOTHERS ME!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Everyone’s girlfriend says hi!

    Which is weird because everyone’s girlfriend is also everyone’s mom! Huh? Friday the 13th! Razzles. Bye.

  8. every time i see ‘teen korner’ i read it as ‘tony kornheiser’ because i’m a horrible person

  9. Here’s where I’m gonna confess to making up my own potential Teen Korner opening greetings in my head all the time. Stuff like, “I See You, Pogs!” topical stuff like that.

  10. Who even gives a shit about Twilight? Vampire Diaries is WAY better! Doppelgangers! Crazy eyes! TEAM BOONE!!!

  11. When does he star in the Morrissey biopic?

  12. Oh man, this was my birthday too. :-(

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