Hey, Men. I know, today has been pretty Ladygum. It’s all otters and Steven Tyler’s huge wang and dudes singing to cats when I’m running the show. I’m sorry about that. This one is for you, but also for ladies who like to see some seriously amazing butt shaking.

Please enjoy Lady, with her new hit, “Twerk.” (You might recognize her from her previous single, “My Pxssy be Yankin.” No? Really. Huh. Okay.)

It is a testament to the butts in this video that I forgot how annoying her voice was and how she’s got kind of a Sexy My Little Pony look going. Seriously. The butts. Holy moley.

Thanks to Suzanne for the tip (in my g-string, while I was twerkin’ it.)

Comments (47)
  1. I can see the Cosmo headline now.

  2. Just now, in the back room of a gentleman’s establishment somewhere along I-95, Petey Pablo shed a tear of pride.

  3. Man, whenever I see a girl twerk it makes me want to smang her so bad.

    This statement has now reached number 1 on my list of “Statements I wish I didn’t know what they meant”

  4. just got fired.

  5. Anyone else heading down to the free clinic with me…?

  6. gaawwwdd dayyuumm! wooo weee! sheeiitt.

  7. worth it.

  8. Nice name, Lady. Can’t wait for her new collaboration to come out. “Song” by Lady ft. Man is SURE to climb right up the charts.

  9. “Which one do I sux first?!?”

    - Topher Grace

  10. PAGE FOUR of GABE & THE MONSTERS

    *Gabe comes back home and finds Chris Hansen sitting on his porch*

    CHRIS: Do you know who I am?

    GABE: Fuck. What’d they do?

    • Gabe has a porch in NYC? He ain’t just a blogger. More like a baller! Know what I mean? How he’d have to be really rich? Where can I pick up my EGOT?

  11. When I read the title “My Pxssy be Yankin” I actually made a little “ohhhh” sad face.

  12. POP POP!


    Now we know what Magnitude was talking about…RIP

  13. Those bottoms are tops!

  14. My Greyhound dances like this when it’s urinating.
    It looks better in a thong too.

  15. Guys, I’m just going to say it. Lady’s twerking seems kind of half hearted compared to the backup twerkers.

    • I was thinking the same thing. For a lady rapping about her amazing, otherworldly butt powers, she was was seriously lackluster. Whereas those other girls were seriously changing my life with their butts. Like, I made Mr. Kira watch me, to see if I know how to twerk it, and then we discussed what I needed to do to get better.

  16. I am eagerly anticipating her duet with Johnny Gold.

  17. My gynecologist told me that if my pxssy ever be yankin’ that I should pick up a Monistat treatment pack from the pharmacy, so I commend Lady on her ode to women’s health.

  18. meh. needs more butts.

  19. From now on I’m prefacing all my videos “Lawblog (Videogum fake rapper that brought you ‘We Mxnsters’)”

  20. Lady didn’t really twerk it though.

  21. I am celebrating my birthday tomorrow night (way belated) and I sent this to all the people coming. I hope we can twerk it up?

  22. The fart sound at 0.46 is definitely NOT what I look for in butt related videos.

  23. 1:15 – the tinyest amount of money ever thrown to the air in a rap video.

  24. How are there no gifs in these comments?! If any video had cyclical 10-second-moments primed for infinite looping hilarity, it is this one.

  25. I have the weirdest boner…

    (Sidenote: It’s not that weird, I sort of understand why (though I blame evolutionary sexual connections))

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