I know you love your grandma. You love the way she adds cranberries to her chocolate chip cookies and even though you don’t speak the same language, whenever you’d feel down because the kids at school had made fun of you, she could always cheer you up with a little moonwalk.
I’m not sure if she won squiggly line squiggly line TALENT, but she sure won a place in my heart.
Today’s Big Thing
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I think it’s “Crisis and/or Opportunity, Crisis and/or Opportunity, Talent”
Since I’m all out of grandmas (sad!), all the grandmas of the world are, indeed, my grandmas. So this officially is my grandma! Yay Grandma!
Having never been exposed to the outside world, North Koreans believe that is the real Michael Jackson.
IIIIII Want to Love You! P.O.T!
I’m not gonna say Asian people can’t dance, but that was like watching the church youth group FLIP OUT over Pastor Rick’s rap about the weekend retreat.
Credit where it’s due: no one thought Pastor Rick was going to rhyme “I’m here to say” with “in the U.S.A.”
Asians can’t dance? Have you never seen an episode of America’s Best Dance Crew or a Philipino prison?
Or an episode of Glee? Male Asian exists on that show ONLY to dance!
As you can see, I didn’t say Asian people can’t dance.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. We both speak the language of awesome.
I was more impressed with the judges, they showed us all what having fun is supposed to look like.
“This is why we are losing to China.” -Glenn Bleck, probably
Holy postproduction! That was at least seven different events combined into one. None of those people were in the same room.
I think some fo those clips of people cheering were from a ping pong match (racist?)
Your grandma’s Werther’s Originals and cocaine are in the same candy jar.
Someone needs the gif the fuck out of this shit, all of it.
My goodness, that sounds dirty.
Well, yeah! Did you see the video?
I have a question about the absence of crotch-grabbing in this video: censorship or key deficiency in my Grandma’s MJ impression?