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Oh no, you guys. As you may have heard, David Beckham was in a car accident over the weekend. Yikes. Celebrities. Their lives are hard, just like ours. This is exactly the sort of thing I was worried about. Some sort of major event would go down as soon as Gabe leaves and here I sit, like some kind of FOOL, with all of you looking to me for guidance and encouragement, and I don’t know what to say. Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with Soccer Spice and the rest of the Beckham family during this difficult time. And as for the rest of us, all I can really tell you is that we live in a confusing world of mysteries where even someone like David Beckham is subject to trials and distress. Bin Laden dies, David Beckham hits a stalled car on the freeway and sends its driver to the hospital and while he himself must bear the crippling burden of emotional trauma and guilt for which there is no remedy. We have to take some bad with the good. That is the balance of life.
(Via TMZ.)
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Was he in England? And if so, what kind of vehicle did they use to bring him to the hospital? What kind of vehicles do they use for that sort of thing over there, does anybody know?
ambulances
ambulorries, probably
Nope, he was on the 405. I know because I WAS THERE. And then I was 20 minutes late to where I was headed.
“Talk about someone who could stop traffic, amirite?” – Jay Leno (if Jay Leno were gay and into David Beckham?)
I think you’re talking about an ambulance.
Gah! that’s supposed to be a reply to facetaco
dammit. missed this. oh well, living up to the name.
Wait, what? Dammit, this is what happens when I leave my computer to spend time with my family.
Does it say something about my sad excuse for a life that I remember this contestant’s name is Rebecca?
Beckham intentionally rear ended the vehicle when he heard that the driver had recently won the distinction of ‘best-looking man in L.A.’
There can only be one!
Dent it like Beckham.
Fender Bender Like Beckham
“Isn’t it weird how all of this is happening when Gabe is gone?” – Audrina Patrige
HA! That was so great. The Soup really made that clip shine. I even used it in a silly comic panel I drew once: http://kajusx.deviantart.com/art/SJ-Bananigans-the-H-H-B-M-115947254
Don’t you worry Huck, this little guy can replace Beckham!
Honestly, it’s about time he up and Montgomery Clift’s himself.
i wonder if he is okay. sometimes shock can set in after an accident, right? maybe even a few days after, probably. maybe i should go to his house and check on him to see if he needs anything, like mouth to mouth or mouth to other places or whatever? victoria is so busy and so skinny, i don’t know if she can take care of him the way he needs, you know? yeah. okay. decided. brb, getting map of stars home and gonna pop by with lip balm and a dental dam.
Oh geez. I just got my hair done like Posh’s yesterday, and now I have to get hit by a car? Keeping up with the Beckhams is a full time job, y’all.
Seriously, though, I hope he didn’t injure his leg. Those corners can’t kick themselves!
Beckham is fine; he played a game the very next day.
The other driver might be fine, too. I hit a stalled car on the 91 and I went to the hospital, mostly for cuts and bruises, and because i thought fuck it I have health insurance.